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Offline bijou

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Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« on: April 28, 2010, 07:00:11 AM »
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"People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex," said Jose Gomes Temporao.

The minister gave the advice as he launched a campaign to prevent high blood pressure, which afflicts a quarter of Brazil's 190-million strong population.


After making his unusual comments, Mr Temporao defended his promotion of sexual intercourse to journalists, according to the G1 news website.

"It's not a joke. It's serious. Having regular physical exercises also means sex, always with protection of course," he said....
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 09:57:26 AM »
Hey, as long as I'm fantasizing anyway, why stop with a short list?

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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 10:03:29 AM »
Hmmm.....Muslims might want to think about this....


Brazil is 70% Catholic (based on their 2000 Census, per Wiki)....and the country is encouraging having safe sex.

Muslim cleric says women having orgasms is going to cause earthquake devastation.


Obviously, Catholics think there's a better way to "rock the world"..... :-)
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 12:45:14 PM »
No wonder I feel like Hercules.
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 12:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
No wonder I feel like Hercules.

AGH!  TMI!   :thatsright:


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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 01:49:29 PM »
How many is in a brazillian?
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 02:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 28, 2010, 01:49:29 PM
How many is in a brazillian?

I depends on the Brazilian.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 02:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
No wonder I feel like Hercules.

 :hi5:


I've spent the last 16+ years with a good Catholic boy.... :naughty:

 :-) :-) :-)
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 03:25:50 PM »
Quote from: bijou on April 28, 2010, 07:00:11 AM
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Short list?  I'm sending the link to all the single women I know.  :-) :hyper: :naughty:
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 04:00:30 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
No wonder I feel like Hercules.


Beer will do that to ya.
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 04:14:17 PM »
Quote from: debk on April 28, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
:hi5:


I've spent the last 16+ years with a good Catholic boy.... :naughty:

 :-) :-) :-)

Yes, yes we are. 
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 08:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 28, 2010, 04:14:17 PM
Yes, yes we are. 

Oh my.   :puke:

Feeling Bratty.......continue.
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2010, 12:16:14 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 28, 2010, 04:00:30 PM

Beer will do that to ya.

Yes it is makes clothes fall off
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Re: Brazilians told to have more sexual intercourse to avoid illness
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2010, 11:20:32 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on April 29, 2010, 12:16:14 AM
Yes it is makes clothes fall off


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“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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