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Offline NHSparky

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Bacon Fail?
« on: April 15, 2010, 11:27:38 AM »
UNPOSSIBLE!!!



Discuss--is a bacon fail possible?
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 11:32:55 AM »
I thought it could never happen but that seems to do the trick
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 12:26:09 PM »
"Bonus bacon scent included."

Mega-fail.
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 12:32:11 PM »
Heh.

Turkey Bacon is Epic Fail, but that's pretty close.
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 02:14:11 PM »
Maybe it's just me, and I know I'm dating myself, but damned if that guy doesn't look like Tom Vu.
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 05:24:41 PM »
bacon and fail cannot exist!!! it's unpossible!
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 10:52:01 PM »
Who is saying it's fail?
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 11:39:30 PM »
On the edge, but no fail due to the bacon element.  :-)
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2010, 07:28:05 AM »
It's Atkins approved -- gimme one!! :-)
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2010, 06:49:25 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 15, 2010, 05:24:41 PM
bacon and fail cannot exist!!! it's unpossible!

Exactly :hi5:
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2010, 08:22:33 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 15, 2010, 05:24:41 PM
bacon and fail cannot exist!!! it's unpossible!

It depends.  If it's thick-cut bacon, you are correct. :tongue:
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2010, 08:54:57 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 15, 2010, 05:24:41 PM
bacon and fail cannot exist!!! it's unpossible!

Bacon flavored edible panties?
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2010, 09:20:05 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 17, 2010, 08:54:57 AM
Bacon flavored edible panties?

Well if we can have a bacon Tux, why can't we have bacon panties??  Screw that flavored shit
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2010, 02:21:15 PM »
I think bacon anything sounds good! Dunno if I would eat bacon boxer shorts though!!! :rofl:
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »
Idunno, I saw a bacon and egg dress on Second life... bacon skirt with fried eggs bikini top. Was kind of hot.
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2010, 03:21:40 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 17, 2010, 02:21:15 PM
I think bacon anything sounds good! Dunno if I would eat bacon boxer shorts though!!! :rofl:

Then briefs it is
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Re: Bacon Fail?
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2010, 04:03:21 PM »
:rofl:
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