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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2008, 07:46:49 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2008, 07:47:44 PM »
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2008, 08:00:36 PM »

Hey I don't have a chin.... :bawl:
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2008, 08:57:58 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2008, 08:59:20 PM »

Hey I don't have a chin.... :bawl:
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2008, 09:01:43 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2008, 09:05:20 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2008, 09:12:56 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

Whoa!  DAD?  I didn't even hit puberty until you were like, what?  Three years old?  Don't start any rumors.  I know I'm handsome.  It has always been a curse. 

Like my wife said, "Baby, I'd be with you just to look into thoses eyes!"   

She also loves my perfect chin. 

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2008, 09:16:23 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

Whoa!  DAD?  I didn't even hit puberty until you were like, what?  Three years old?  Don't start any rumors.  I know I'm handsome.  It has always been a curse. 

Like my wife said, "Baby, I'd be with you just to look into thoses eyes!"   

She also loves my perfect chin.  

I'm wounded...  :(


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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2008, 09:18:27 PM »
But I see chin, I see lots and lots of chin.


I'm still going to get a chin implant some day.  :p

Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

Whoa!  DAD?  I didn't even hit puberty until you were like, what?  Three years old?  Don't start any rumors.  I know I'm handsome.  It has always been a curse. 

Like my wife said, "Baby, I'd be with you just to look into thoses eyes!"   

She also loves my perfect chin.  

I'm wounded...  :(

Take it on the chin.  It was just a joke!  :innocent:

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2008, 09:21:38 PM »


Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

Whoa!  DAD?  I didn't even hit puberty until you were like, what?  Three years old?  Don't start any rumors.  I know I'm handsome.  It has always been a curse. 

Like my wife said, "Baby, I'd be with you just to look into thoses eyes!"   

She also loves my perfect chin.  

I'm wounded...  :(

Take it on the chin.  It was just a joke!  :innocent:

You're lucky I like you.

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2008, 09:32:41 PM »


Lordy!  You and Pat Benatar.  Y'all worry about your looks too much.

God made you beautiful.  Accept it.  Praise Him.  Don't try to change His idea.

Whatever you say DAD!   :tongue:

Oh and pox on your house for bringing up Pat Benatar again. 

Whoa!  DAD?  I didn't even hit puberty until you were like, what?  Three years old?  Don't start any rumors.  I know I'm handsome.  It has always been a curse. 

Like my wife said, "Baby, I'd be with you just to look into thoses eyes!"   

She also loves my perfect chin.  

I'm wounded...  :(

Take it on the chin.  It was just a joke!  :innocent:

You're lucky I like you.

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2008, 09:52:37 PM »
The Ava primitive is 18 years old now.

We can make fun of her, being an adult.

I think the Ava primitive needs a chin-job; her mouth just sort of recedes into the top of her neck, no chin.

I never trusted people with no chin.

no way! when did she turn 18?? i thought she was 15 last year...

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2008, 09:52:50 PM »
The Ava primitive is 18 years old now.

We can make fun of her, being an adult.

I think the Ava primitive needs a chin-job; her mouth just sort of recedes into the top of her neck, no chin.

I never trusted people with no chin.

She's 18 now? Good... now I guess I can call her a pig faced double chinned looney lib fat ass who eats biscuits like Tic Tacs with little reprisal. HOORAY!

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2008, 10:02:52 PM »
The Ava primitive is 18 years old now.

We can make fun of her, being an adult.

I think the Ava primitive needs a chin-job; her mouth just sort of recedes into the top of her neck, no chin.

I never trusted people with no chin.

She's 18 now? Good... now I guess I can call her a pig faced double chinned looney lib fat ass who eats biscuits like Tic Tacs with little reprisal. HOORAY!

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2008, 01:06:37 AM »

Smart ass!
You say that like it's a bad thing...
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2008, 02:09:59 AM »
They scare the crap out of her, she scares the crap out of a box of Twinkies.  It's the circle of life.

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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2008, 02:12:31 AM »
The Ava primitive is 18 years old now.

We can make fun of her, being an adult.

I think the Ava primitive needs a chin-job; her mouth just sort of recedes into the top of her neck, no chin.

I never trusted people with no chin.



Hey I don't have a chin.... :bawl:

On you, it looks good! 

(But I have never looked at a photo of you and noticed you don't have a chin)

I, OTOH, have looked at a photo of BEG and, indeed, she is wonderfully chinly.


OK BEG we need some pictures in this thread so we can properly evaluate your "chinlyness".

I would suggest various photo angles and minimal clothing so we're not distracted by what you're wearing. :naughty:

Of course when I post pictures of myself I will NOT post the ones that make me look "chin-less".  Here are a few for you to look over.







Ok notice I appear to have some what of a chin in the above pictures but in the below picture you can see more what I see when I look at my chin.



My real issue with my chin is not from the front but from the side.  I HATE my profile.  No, I don't have a picture of my profile and even if I did I wouldn't post it.  Oh....and in all of my picture I am clothed.  :tongue:
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2008, 02:58:19 AM »
no way! when did she turn 18?? i thought she was 15 last year...

The chin-challenged Ava's commented several times about how she casts her first vote in 2008.

If the chin-challenged Ava's not 18 years old this day, she's just days or weeks away from it.

The chin-challenged Ava's been around a while; it seems only yesterday she was that age to be playing with dolls (but was making her silly videos instead), but time flies.....
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2008, 07:03:29 AM »
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Of course when I post pictures of myself I will NOT post the ones that make me look "chin-less".  Here are a few for you to look over.

Ok notice I appear to have some what of a chin in the above pictures but in the below picture you can see more what I see when I look at my chin.

My real issue with my chin is not from the front but from the side.  I HATE my profile.  No, I don't have a picture of my profile and even if I did I wouldn't post it.  Oh....and in all of my picture I am clothed. :tongue:

 :censored: Foiled again!

Looking at those pictures for the 40th time this morning I can't see anything wrong with your chin. 
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2008, 07:07:43 AM »

Hey I don't have a chin.... :bawl:
You're in luck.  We have a donor!



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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2008, 07:08:11 AM »
BEG, I've looked at those pics from every conceivable angle (even picking up my monitor and turning it upside down), and you're hawt!   :-*  What's this about "no chin?"
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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2008, 09:09:54 AM »
Hah -- little did anyone know I have operatives following BEG around.  Here is a rare, completely un-retouched photo, of BEG in swim ware:


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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2008, 07:36:56 PM »
Hah -- little did anyone know I have operatives following BEG around.  Here is a rare, completely un-retouched photo, of BEG in swim ware:




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Re: Ava: "You people really scare me (and many others)"
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2008, 09:56:34 PM »
Hah -- little did anyone know I have operatives following BEG around.  Here is a rare, completely un-retouched photo, of BEG in swim ware:




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