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Offline bijou

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Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method
« on: March 30, 2010, 04:44:04 PM »
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Making breakfast couldn’t get any more manly:

    I’ve discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called?… oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.

1) You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. ...
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Re: Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 04:46:04 PM »
I know a guy with an MG-42. I may have to try this... :hyper:
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Re: Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 04:46:51 PM »
I know a guy with an MG-42. I may have to try this... :hyper:

Dude.  I will buy the bacon.
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Re: Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 05:38:59 PM »
What about eggs? :(
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Re: Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine Gun Method
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 07:42:51 PM »
What about eggs? :(

Oh yeah, I will bring the eggs.  Oh yeah. 
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