I'll make you a counter offer. I'll forego the services of the Dept. Of Education. You can disband it. My state can handle its own education quite well and for the same money I'm paying in that goes through 300 levels of federal bureaucracy before being partially returned to the states, I think there'll be more bang for the buck.
I'll also forego the services of the National Endowment For The Arts. If I have a hankerin' to see crucifixes submerged in urine I can just click on DU and get the text version, if not some actual art along those lines. So that's another gubmint expenditure you can cancel.
Hey, we're making some real progress here.
I promise I won't fly into Bart Stupak's Airport To Nowhere. You know, the one he sold the lives of unborn children for? So he doesn't have to collect his blood money for that. More savings.
I'm willing to be completely in the dark about how large a ball of shit the North Connecticut dung beetle can roll or whether jellyfish enjoy 18th century chamber music or not, so those and about four million other "scientific" grants can be curtailed. I'll try to muddle through somehow.
We can do away with the Dept. Of Energy because, in all the years of their existence, they haven't produced any. That's a nice chunk of change.
Let me keep some of my tax money and I'll even donate more to charity. The $20 I give to the local food bank will feed more people than the peanut butter sandwich that same $20 will buy after a few dozen government "helpers" have taken their skim.
That's just to get started, but there's lots of other challenges I'm ready to meet if you'd like to take it further.