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Offline thundley4

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What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« on: March 26, 2010, 02:37:42 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwVtlihLtA4[/youtube]

It chews the bumper off.

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 03:12:14 PM »
Looks like there's a pup who doesn't get a whole lot of playtime...but WTF is the cop doing just sitting there letting that dog chew off the bumper?
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 03:21:25 PM »
Looks like there's a pup who doesn't get a whole lot of playtime...but WTF is the cop doing just sitting there letting that dog chew off the bumper?
According to the AP, the dog has to go through obedience training.  He's normally fenced in but got out somehow.

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 04:18:05 PM »
The fact that that dog can tear up a bumper like that....................................I'd shoot it.
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 04:43:07 PM »
tires are not chocolate donuts

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 04:57:49 PM »
Odie, is that you?  :lmao:
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 05:22:03 AM »
tires are not chocolate donuts
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 05:27:44 AM »
What I want to know is this:  What did the cop driver's co-workers say about said "serving as a chew toy?"

That one is getting stolen and forwarded to about every person I can think of.
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 07:56:11 AM »
sigh.....

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2010, 08:02:48 AM »
The fact that that dog can tear up a bumper like that....................................I'd shoot it.

Thats what I was thinking.
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2010, 08:36:53 AM »
The fact that that dog can tear up a bumper like that....................................I'd shoot it.

Dogs are stupid, particularly when they chase cars.  Cats are much smarter.  They run away from the 2 ton pieces of rolling metal that can squish them.

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2010, 09:28:07 AM »
Dogs are stupid, particularly when they chase cars.  Cats are much smarter.  They run away from the 2 ton pieces of rolling metal that can squish them.

Bullshit...they just crawl up the engine block for warmth, and wait until the human starts the car to become diced kitty.

I lost a couple of cats when I was a kid like that.
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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2010, 11:08:04 AM »
What I want to know is this:  What did the cop driver's co-workers say about said "serving as a chew toy?"

His fellow officers are already considering gag gifts for his birthday I bet, chew toys.

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Re: What does a dog do when it catches a car?
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 09:40:40 AM »
Bullshit...they just crawl up the engine block for warmth, and wait until the human starts the car to become diced kitty.

I lost a couple of cats when I was a kid like that.

Dogs don't chase unmoving cars.