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Offline thundley4

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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2010, 03:33:28 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 17, 2010, 03:14:25 PM
Or don't plan on using a cart.  Maybe you could bring your own?

Steal one from a nearby homeless person? :evillaugh:
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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2010, 03:36:10 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2010, 03:33:28 PM
Steal one from a nearby homeless person? :evillaugh:

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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2010, 04:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Oh, yeah, speaking of the cart thing.

You won't see morbidly obese people clogging up the aisles at Aldi's. That's because they don't have the Fatass Wagon Garage and Battery-Charging Station.

Tread lightly on this subject, Eupher. I use those carts once in a while. However, I'm not morbidly obese.  ;) I AM of similar opinion, though. Every time I go to stores, it's almost ALWAYS some fat ass on them carts. Of course, in Texas, they issue handicapped placards/ plates to the morbidly obese or elderly (healthy, but slow moving people), it seems. Not that it is in conjunction with the law. As a consequence, those that are truly infirmed can never find a spot to park.
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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2010, 04:13:19 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 17, 2010, 04:07:36 PM
Tread lightly on this subject, Eupher. I use those carts once in a while. However, I'm not morbidly obese.  ;) I AM of similar opinion, though. Every time I go to stores, it's almost ALWAYS some fat ass on them carts. Of course, in Texas, they issue handicapped placards/ plates to the morbidly obese or elderly (healthy, but slow moving people), it seems. Not that it is in conjunction with the law. As a consequence, those that are truly infirmed can never find a spot to park.

I'm not sure, but I'd bet that there's some kind of building code that says for a building larger than x sq ft, there has to be some kind of Fatass Hauling Equipment that's to be provided.

Of course, not everybody who uses that stuff is a fatass. But most of them I've seen certainly are. That's because the truly infirm are at home waiting for the fatasses to bring home the Twinkies.







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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2010, 04:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 04:13:19 PM
That's because the truly infirm are at home waiting for the fatasses to bring home the Twinkies.

Hey, I'm fat.... not like LVL but then again, who is?, and I kind of like the little sponge cakes with the cream filling. I would never say or pretend I'm disabled though.
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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2010, 04:40:26 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 17, 2010, 04:31:36 PM
Hey, I'm fat.... not like LVL but then again, who is?, and I kind of like the little sponge cakes with the cream filling. I would never say or pretend I'm disabled though.

Hey, I'm not suffering from bulimia either, but it's difficult not to look at some of those piles of protoplasm and think they're that way because of sheer laziness.

You don't get morbidly obese by walking around Wal-Mart. They get that way and stay that way by driving around the scooters picking up their Little Debbie snack cakes.
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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2010, 04:45:34 PM »
How about this woman ?  She weighs 600 pounds and wants to gain enough weight to be the world's fattest woman.
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Re: Aldi anyone????
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2010, 04:45:45 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 04:40:26 PM
You don't get morbidly obese by walking around Wal-Mart. They get that way and stay that way by driving around the scooters picking up their Little Debbie snack cakes.

Once in a while they do run down a hippie, so a little good does come from it. heh
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