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Offline Randy

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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2010, 05:59:30 AM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 09:27 PM

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A poem for my husband...

 Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...

I had 3, 1 was 7mm, 1 was 11mm and the grand daddy was 14mm. It took a stent, 2 Lithotripsies', God knows how many x-rays and a stent removal over the course of 8 weeks and 3 hurricanes to pass them. I passed so many stones there were times it was literally like a machine gun hitting the funnel.

My Urologist was so impressed by the vial of rocks I brought him that he had his staff come and look at it.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2010, 08:18:28 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on March 05, 2010, 10:03:44 PM
she left out the:

drip drip drip drip

 :evillaugh:

I do believe that is the sign of the clap.
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Re: kidney stone love
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2010, 08:39:55 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on March 05, 2010, 05:25:15 PM
LMAO !!!  You people are so funny !

Unlike the DUmmies, I do have pictures of my stones and 2 members here that can verify they are real.

C-Peg needs to get her man a bottle of rum.  Sho helped me.   :lmao:


Confirming.  They are real.   :-)
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