DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.

[vlad335]

at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

I don't know if these people actually believe this or are trying to convince themselves its true. I mean, the evidence of it simply not happening is right in front of their faces. Well with the democrats taking congress in 2006 and then the presidency, the economy should be taking off now right? What more could they ask for as they have total power. Where are those damn green shoots? Why the economic death spiral?

On message boards in the past the libs used to point to the Clinton presidency and equate it with positive economic results. Fair enough but the credit was grossly misplaced. Glossing over that Billy Bob also tried to push the same brand of liberal buffoonery early and was brutally snuffed in 1994. Initially he pushed back and I clearly remember the government shutdowns and the media shreiking about the elderly shivering in the dark eating cat food. However, he learned a thing or two and to his credit, he later trianglated and signed off on republican proposals, ( Even took credit for them as his own) moved to the center and the country enjoyed positive growth.

Progressives destroy the American spirit and any hope of prosperity.

[thundley4]

He hasn't reported back in yet. Has anyone heard of any workplace violence today?

[AprilRazz]

She's kinda big on the race card, normally, I'm surprised she got through that without playing it.  Either her boss is Black or there's some other reason she knows it's futile, like half her whole office getting laid off.  Pretty much the way life is in the big city, though.

This whole thread is about how she is all wise and knowing in the ways of race.
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[Tucker]

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She's safe now. The all healing, all comforting white light.

[AllosaursRus]

Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
And, its fun! 

I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

My Lab retrieves ducks/geese...... and tennis balls, God luv 'er!
My Bassets have some of the best trackin' noses in the business......and one of the lowest vocal barks I have ever heard, which makes them extremely good watch dogs. They sound like they're 4 times the size they actually are! If you hadn't seen 'em, you'd swear you were takin' on a Rott!

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?

[Alpha Mare]

I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

My Lab retrieves ducks/geese...... and tennis balls, God luv 'er!
My Bassets have some of the best trackin' noses in the business......and one of the lowest vocal barks I have ever heard, which makes them extremely good watch dogs. They sound like they're 4 times the size they actually are! If you hadn't seen 'em, you'd swear you were takin' on a Rott!

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?

They're not even big enough for a decent pair of gloves.

[Tucker]

I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting.

[IassaFTots]

They're not even big enough for a decent pair of gloves.

 

Holy cow!  I am soooooooooo happy I put down my beer before I read that!!!!

[AllosaursRus]

I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting.

See!!!! Prob is chihuahuas' fur isn't even long enough to do that! The only thing I know they're good for is sellin' tacos! And it only takes one to do that, not five for goodness sake!

[Alpha Mare]

I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting.

I caught one of the boys 'mopping' with my Maltese.   

[delilahmused]

Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
And, its fun! 

I did too until my beautiful Nana got one and he completely changed the quality of her life. Every member of my family adores that little dog because he's her constant companion and gives her a reason to look forward to each day. They do practically everything together. Then at the end of the day they go upstairs and Nan says, "Sammy, let's say our prayers!" Damned if that little dog doesn't jump up on the bed, put his little paws together and bow his little head. He's not yappy and he doesn't bite ankles because, like any other dog, behavior is directly related to how they're raised. He plays with grandchildren and great grandchildren and lays protectively beside great, great grandchildren. He was the runt of the litter but he's got one of the biggest hearts I've ever seen. I've seen him back a dog twice his size into a corner because he thought it was going to hurt my Nan. If that little dog gives us even one more year with her, he's worth more than any two big dogs.

Cindie

[delilahmused]

I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

[snip]

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?

Giving my 91 year old Nana a devoted companion to share her day with. She can't take long walks anymore. She can't work in her yard with the same gusto that she used to. She can't go to swap meets and sell antiques like she did when my grandfather was alive. But caring for that little dog gives her life purpose and helps her remain independent. It may not seem like much to those of us with really active lives and dogs with big "important" jobs, but I thank God for Sammy every single day.

Cindie

[AllosaursRus]

Giving my 91 year old Nana a devoted companion to share her day with. She can't take long walks anymore. She can't work in her yard with the same gusto that she used to. She can't go to swap meets and sell antiques like she did when my grandfather was alive. But caring for that little dog gives her life purpose and helps her remain independent. It may not seem like much to those of us with really active lives and dogs with big "important" jobs, but I thank God for Sammy every single day.

Cindie

Ok Cin! Enough! What are ya tryin' to do, make a grown man cry? I'm glad for your Nana! I do have to say Sammy is the exception to the rule from my experience with the little yappers!

[jukin]

If true, a big if, good luck to the OP.  Howerer, as Frank says there is probably more to the story.  More that doesn't make the DUmmy look good.

[DumbAss Tanker]

If true, a big if, good luck to the OP.  Howerer, as Frank says there is probably more to the story.  More that doesn't make the DUmmy look good.

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 

[USA4ME]

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 

Only smelling like dogs and vomit would be a marked improvement for her.

.

[AllosaursRus]

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 

Probly more truth to that statement than we'd like to know! DUmmies have been known to skimp on the showers. Also, every time the gals raise their arms above shoulder level it's a gross out!

[kenth]

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 

 

Imagine her other posts, "I got a great birthday present. I'm so happy, I've been vomiting!"

[PatriotGame]

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 

...and, it looks and smells like you have some kind of dog turd mashed into one of your hair cornrows.

[ColonialMarine0431]

Unemployment is now 10.6% under Obama and was roughly 5% under Bush. But I guess on Skin's Island facts are irrelevant.

SOURCE

[shadeaux]

UPDATE !!!

She got the boot.

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:05 PM
Original message

******** THANK YOU DU ************

 It is official I got the axe. But I would have been so much more of a basket case without you. So, I just wanted to say thank you to all the words of support. I am glad I have a place to come to and talk with people on a daily basis. I really can't talk to the people closest to me. I don't know why. It is tough, because it makes me feel so alone. But after yesterday and today I can truly say that I am not alone and man.....THAT FEELS GOOD.

So, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
 

Well she better behave at her new job if she gets one or we'll see a repeat.

xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:33 PM
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31. I'm an ERP Systems Consultant (PeopleSoft) My specialty is HR but I also know Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory and Maintenance Management.

I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.

I predict a repeat.

[GOBUCKS]

xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #28

31. I'm an ERP Systems Consultant (PeopleSoft) My specialty is HR but I also know Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory and Maintenance Management.

I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.

[AllosaursRus]

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.

Good grief Go, don't give the cal piggy any ideas! It takes days before I can get over the ignorance of her so-called poems!

No way there was grounds for dismissal if all that was relevant was posted in it's last screed! Ain't it just amazing how they never seem to give us the "Rest of the Story"!

Next, page 3!

[JohnnyReb]

CHE'-waa-waa's: Any chance they taste like chicken?

[AllosaursRus]

CHE'-waa-waa's: Any chance they taste like chicken?

Naw, ain't enough meat on the bone. More like chicken flavored cardboard.