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Offline tuolumnejim

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This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« on: February 26, 2010, 10:33:47 AM »
And if this did indeed happen DUmmy you really need to get your head on straight before someone removes it.  :thatsright:

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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-25-10 07:23 PM
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When you wake up naked on someone's front porch, and have no idea how you got there, you know...
 your day is only going to get worse from there.

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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 10:36:23 AM »
Hell DUmmie, look on the bright side, you woke up alive.
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Re: This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 10:56:01 AM »

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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-25-10 07:23 PM
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When you wake up naked on someone's front porch, and have no idea how you got there, you know...
 your day is only going to get worse from there.

Especially if your ass hurts...
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 10:57:46 AM »
Quote from: Specbid on February 26, 2010, 10:56:01 AM
Especially if your ass hurts...

OH! ...it was a sleep over at Bonnie Fwanks house?
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 11:02:06 AM »
You better give up the drugs DUmmie! They done made you null and void!
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Re: This kind of thing could only happen to a DUmpmonkey
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2010, 11:19:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 26, 2010, 10:57:46 AM
OH! ...it was a sleep over at Bonnie Fwanks house?

Only if his wallet was missing too.
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