Sigh.
Apparently Stevie Chu didn't get the memo. You know, the one that says, in part:
"Email-wielding scientists notwithstanding, the 'carbon-credit' salesmen and the 'climate change' Twinkie-stuffers have all but admitted they are full of shit.
"It's time we climbed off the bandwagon that insists that the Himalayas are going to melt, that the polar icecaps are receding faster than Bruce Willis' hairline, and that the scientific method is somewhat negotiable when trying to prove a point."
Mr. Chu? You are redundant. You and your entire staff of leeches and career bureaucrats have long since forgotten what's real and what's fantasy.
I'd suggest you go ahead and get your pony, saddle him up, and ride off into the sunset.
Don't forget your skittles before you leave. Your pony will need them.