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DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« on: February 24, 2010, 06:49:20 PM »
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 06:57:59 PM »
I'm not going to do it. Not going there.
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 07:02:31 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 24, 2010, 06:57:59 PM
I'm not going to do it. Not going there.
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No pics, if that helps.
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 07:02:59 PM »
By all that is Holy....
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 07:03:12 PM »
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 07:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 24, 2010, 07:02:31 PM
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No pics, if that helps.

It doesn't matter - my mind assembled my own personal slide show based on their descriptions. Its obvious to me now my subconscious hates me, and has taken on a personal vendetta to bring about my demise.
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 07:40:53 PM »
Meh....boring
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 08:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Ree on February 24, 2010, 07:40:53 PM
Meh....boring
You can do better?

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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 09:40:32 AM »
I'm not saying this out of prudishness, man-of-the-world that I am (Of course, nobody matches the legendary Cold Warrior as a premier narcissistic bullshitter in that category anway), but for other reasons entirely I have to say that if this isn't the King of Bad Ideas, it is certainly pretty damned far up there in the line of Royal Succession.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 09:52:21 AM »
I was bored one day, so I went trolling through their picture threads.  There were several labeled "Naked Picture Thread!"   I didn't go in. 
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 09:53:23 AM »
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 10:03:07 AM »
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and it troubles the both of us that we can't find the tape.

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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 10:19:34 AM »
About what I expect from people in general, really.

I don't think I would mind- the Mrs. being in the firm catagory of "Oh Hell No!", and the fact that watching it would be painful...

I am afraid I am not in as good of shape as I used to be, and eight seconds isn't a very long tape...

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 10:50:25 AM »
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 11:33:03 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 25, 2010, 10:19:34 AM
About what I expect from people in general, really.

I don't think I would mind- the Mrs. being in the firm catagory of "Oh Hell No!", and the fact that watching it would be painful...

I am afraid I am not in as good of shape as I used to be, and eight seconds isn't a very long tape...

... :evillaugh:

Yeah but in bull riding staying on for 8 seconds is all you need.

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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 12:05:03 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 25, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
Yeah but in bull riding staying on for 8 seconds is all you need.

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Did you just call his wife a bull?
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 12:19:59 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 25, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
Yeah but in bull riding staying on for 8 seconds is all you need.

Cindie

But not when the bull is riding you.  :naughty:
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 12:29:46 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 25, 2010, 11:33:03 AM
Yeah but in bull riding staying on for 8 seconds is all you need.

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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2010, 12:48:06 PM »
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2010, 12:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Ree on February 25, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
Guess someone has seen my pics.... :cheersmate:

The one in your AV is pretty fine.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2010, 01:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Ree on February 25, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
Guess someone has seen my pics.... :cheersmate:




Here linky, linky, linky....




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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 01:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 25, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
The one in your AV is pretty fine.  :cheersmate:

Kind of a Laura Ingraham thing going on:




And there ain't nuthin' wrong wit' dat!
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2010, 01:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Karin on February 25, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
I was bored one day, so I went trolling through their picture threads.  There were several labeled "Naked Picture Thread!"   I didn't go in. 
Now, we absolutely must have links to verify that claim.
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 01:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2010, 01:29:43 PM
Kind of a Laura Ingraham thing going on:




And there ain't nuthin' wrong wit' dat!

I like Laura, but I think Ree is more amply endowed than her.
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Re: DUmbasses to single-handedly shut down porn industry
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2010, 05:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 25, 2010, 12:55:07 PM
The one in your AV is pretty fine.  :cheersmate:
You're into little girls? I'm 13 in that pic...It was taken in 1974
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