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3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« on: February 04, 2010, 09:16:17 AM »
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A mechanic for Wesley Chapel Toyota encountered a bit of a problem walking back from lunch on Monday.

A man with gnarly hair and a beard appeared before him as he walked through the vacant Shell station at State Road 54 at Interstate 75 about 2:15 p.m.

"I am a troll," said the man. "This is my bridge so you will have to pay a toll to cross."

This "troll," who deputies later identified as Jimmy Lee Morris, had friends who surrounded the mechanic, said Pasco Sheriff's Office spokesman Kevin Doll.

One of the men, Dylan Patrick Oshea, 18, tried to pry a nearby metal pipe from the ground and Christopher L. Johnson, II, 24, stood by Morris' side trying to intimidate the mechanic, sheriff's office reports state.

Morris, 27, told the man he knew he had more than lint in his pockets and demanded him to "hand it over," according to reports. ...

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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 10:01:20 AM »
He's a troll?

What the hell happened to TNO?

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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 10:12:13 AM »
He's a troll?

What the hell happened to TNO?

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Strange he should disappear like that, it may be a coincidence.  :uhsure:



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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 10:16:55 AM »
I found pics of the trolls. They look every inch the DUmmie.  :-)




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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 10:21:22 AM »
If only this had happened in Denver...
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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 10:42:44 AM »
If only this had happened in Denver...

Why?  Do you know any homeless people in Denver?
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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »
Why?  Do you know any homeless people in Denver?

Yeah, but Bobo is usually on her laptop, using the DPL's wi-fi.  Waaaay too busy to bother with such amateurishness...
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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 08:24:42 AM »
At least they know they're trolls

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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 08:41:57 AM »
At least they know they're trolls

Are they getting a paycheck from the GOP?
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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 08:49:46 AM »
Are they getting a paycheck from the GOP?


Apparently not enough

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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 09:06:10 AM »
Did the mechanic distract and confuse the trolls while he waited for authorities to arrive by pointing out to them that by LOTR rules, they could not be trolls, as they were standing in broad daylight?

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Re: 3 homeless 'trolls' arrested for robbery
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 09:18:32 AM »
Did the mechanic distract and confuse the trolls while he waited for authorities to arrive by pointing out to them that by LOTR rules, they could not be trolls, as they were standing in broad daylight?

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