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sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« on: January 24, 2010, 08:14:20 PM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-24-10 08:22 PM
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Tingly mouth ..... food allergy?

We had for supper:

Shell on shrimp smoked with cherry wood. The shrimp were seasoned with Old Bay.

Totally naked baked sweet potatoes.

Tossed salad with mixed greens, slivered almonds, dried cherries, sliced onion, and clementine wedges. It had a commercial cherry vinaigrette we have used many times.

A very fruit forward French Sauvignon.

What in that menu could account for the tingly, almost numbed mouth I got. Swirling the wine caused the sensation to spread, but that could have been the wine, or just as easily, the tingly agent being spread by the wine.

Any guesses? 15 minutes after dinner the sensation was gone.

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's wife put something in it.

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Blues Heron  (207 posts)      Sun Jan-24-10 08:35 PM
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1. Could it be the celery seed in the Old Bay?

Could it be something the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it?

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2. Something like this?

Mango peel contains urushiol, the chemical in poison ivy and poison sumac that can cause urushiol-induced contact dermatitis in susceptible people. Cross-reactions between mango contact allergens and urushiol have been observed. Those with a history of poison ivy or poison oak may be most at risk for such an allergic reaction. Urushiol is also present in mango leaves and vines. During mango's primary season, it is the most common source of plant dermatitis in Hawaii.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mango

Something like what the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it?

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-24-10 08:59 PM
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3. My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously

If you feel any swelling at all, get to an emergency room. If this is the beginning of a food allergy, it can be a serious one.

Then again, maybe somebody had hidden a bag of coke in part of your food and it leaked during transit. 15 minutes is about right for cocaine.

Who knows?

Just be aware that you can be allergic to anything at any time.

Especially allergic to something the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 08:21:39 PM »
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A very fruit forward French Sauvignon.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 08:22:29 PM »
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3. My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously


Stinky should always approach his nuts cautiously.  

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 08:36:26 PM »
alcohol and hard drugs sometimes mix badly

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 08:53:34 PM »
I wonder if this is the same affliction that gave Sissy Matthews his tingly legs.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 08:55:21 PM »
Pffft. Tingly mouth means herpes.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 08:56:29 PM »
Could be a TIA.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 08:59:29 PM »
Tia? The one on the left?


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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 08:59:48 PM »
Could be a TIA.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 09:00:33 PM »
Warpy's advice:  

Stinky should always approach his nuts cautiously.  

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2010, 09:05:19 PM »
The things some dummies will dream up just to show off in front of the other primitives. Poor cheetos eating slobs, having to drool over the disgusting clown's vast spread.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2010, 09:06:23 PM »
Gingavitis?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2010, 09:07:26 PM »
The things some dummies will dream up just to show off in front of the other primitives. Poor cheetos eating slobs, having to drool over the disgusting clown's vast spread.

As I'm sure our esteemed colleague GOBUCKS would remind us, if GOBUCKS was here, the real purpose of the sparkling husband primitive's campfire was to show off to the primitives, how well the mafiosi dine; boasting, nothing more.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2010, 09:58:24 PM »
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My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously

Shouldn't that thread get moved to the GLBT Forum?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 06:20:56 AM »
Cherry wood has arsenic in it....his wife needs to "smoke" the food longer.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 07:17:12 AM »
Probably the Old Bay. Use a little less if you can't handle it.

Oh, and STEAM the shrimp...

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 08:57:06 AM »
Probably the Old Bay. Use a little less if you can't handle it.

Oh, and STEAM the shrimp...

What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 09:51:41 AM »
What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?
Old Bay is a commercially prepared seasoning available in most grocery stores. Pretty good, actually.
But as coach pointed out, the "tingly mouth" lie had nothing to do with the real purpose of the DUmmy's post.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 10:01:43 AM »
Old Bay is a seasoning used for shellfish.  Strong on the paprika and cayenne.  

This was so funny, seeing as how Frank has suspected that Sparkly is dosing Stinky's food and wine with something mysterious.  Next we'll hear from the clown saying he has a strange numbness in his feet, spots before his eyes, deep itching in his ears.  

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 10:09:01 AM »
I think he's got gonorrhea of the mouth.  Sparkly has probably been hanging too far off the stage during her pole dances.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2010, 10:09:44 AM »
Next we'll hear from the clown saying he has a ....deep itching in his ears.
Give him some of Jeanette's ointment.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2010, 10:20:02 AM »
I happen to have some Old Bay, the ingredients are: Celery Salt (salt, celery seed), Spices (Including red pepper and black pepper), and paprika.

This is just Stinky not passing up an opportunity to show off his high falootin' taste in food.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2010, 10:52:19 AM »
Cherry wood has arsenic in it....his wife needs to "smoke" the food longer.

Dunno about that, arsenic is a metallic element and not a super-abundant one, unless it was grown in arsenic-ore-bearing soil that seems kind of unlikely.  I have heard wild cherry bark contains small amounts of cyanide (which basically is nothing but hydrogen, nitrogen, and carbon) not sure if there is any truth to it but it does keep me from picking wild cherry branches for hot dog roasting.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2010, 10:54:18 AM »
What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?

"Bay Rum"... :rotf:...that's what the local drunks used to drink....back in the days before being an al-key could get you on SSDI.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2010, 11:02:16 AM »
Dunno about that, arsenic is a metallic element and not a super-abundant one, unless it was grown in arsenic-ore-bearing soil that seems kind of unlikely.  I have heard wild cherry bark contains small amounts of cyanide (which basically is nothing but hydrogen, nitrogen, and carbon) not sure if there is any truth to it but it does keep me from picking wild cherry branches for hot dog roasting.

Oooops....right thought, wrong poison.

The wilted leaves from Wild Cherry, if eaten, will kill live stock. Every farmer I ever cleared land for wanted to make sure I buried the wild cherry trees deep in a pile. Or they would cut the cows/etc. off from that area for awhile.

Maybe it's poke-salad that has arsenic in it?....I don't eat greens so I'm not gonna bother to look it up.
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