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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2010, 12:19:22 PM »
Surprising a DUmmy would claim to own a Glock. They were the mythical invisible weapons for deceiving metal detectors at the air  port. Loaded with the mythical "cop killer" bullets or "DUm DUm" bullets, they're weapons too terrible to comtemplate. If they don't explode like a gas range.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2010, 03:46:14 PM »
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RIP Spooky. My devil cat passed awaygreenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-16-10 01:05 PM
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RIP Spooky. My devil cat passed away
Oh you ****ing drugged-up chemo slut, I know for a fact that you fed that beautiful cat a saucer of anti-freeze.
Hopefully he slipped onto your head while you were asleep during an Oxycontin semi-coma and pissed in your mouth.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2010, 03:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Specbid on January 16, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
WTF is a step m-i-l? And who leaves their pistol out like that for the cat to play around? Plaxico Buress, maybe...
The drugged-up bitches life is full of contradictions and lies.
The DUmmy's REAL-BEST scenario is the self-aggrandizing bitch puts the business end of the Glock in her mouth, pulls the trigger, and lies helpless while "Blackie The Cat" gnaws on her remains.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2010, 03:56:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 16, 2010, 03:09:30 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 
It was then that I realized that YOUR passion for wood gave me wood.
Ummmm....we could have a mahoganous relationship.

 :-) :-) :tongue:
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2010, 04:00:52 PM »
Doh!

I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel? If half of what is written about Pam is true....oh man.

And my vote is that the gun belongs to someone else...and that the cat committed suicide.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2010, 04:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel?

That site hurts my eyes, I just peruse this one.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2010, 08:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
Doh!

I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel? If half of what is written about Pam is true....oh man.

And my vote is that the gun belongs to someone else...and that the cat committed suicide.

Well........If I was her cat, I'd be tryin' to figure out how I could lay down in front of the "pistola" and pull the trig!
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2010, 08:30:18 PM »
What really bothers me is this stooooooopid twat is a frikkin' TEACHER!!!!
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2010, 08:35:28 PM »
Oh fudge.

I haven't been around this place long enough to be as familiar with these people as you guys are. Knowing that this ish sandwich is a teacher makes this less funny.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2010, 08:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 08:35:28 PM
Oh fudge.

I haven't been around this place long enough to as familiar with these people as you guys are. Knowing that this ish sandwich is a teacher makes this less funny.

She once claimed that a black student once told her she (Greenbriar) would have been a good slave owner.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2010, 08:39:46 PM »
I bet her cat would disagree.
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2010, 08:55:23 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 17, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
It was then that I realized that YOUR passion for wood gave me wood.
Ummmm....we could have a mahoganous relationship.

 :-) :-) :tongue:


Teak, Cherry, Birch, Walnut.....how is that for foreplay?   :p
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2010, 01:32:15 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 16, 2010, 03:09:30 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 

I was wondering who's head is hiding behind the purse....
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2010, 08:25:46 AM »
Who lets their cat hang out next to a newly cleaned gun?
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Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2010, 01:40:08 PM »
You all know that was not her only cat right ?  I'll bet she killed the other ones too. 
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