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Offline vesta111

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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2010, 08:01:09 AM »
Sorry, no boobs but he did talk about my plumbing......but was using the analogy to explain how a stroke causes damage.  He said that you have the faucet (that send the impulses from the brain), the hose (the nerve fibers that carry the impulses to the nerve) and the sprinklers (the nerves).  There are tons of sprinklers in every muscle.  Now imagine the city turns off the water (the stroke), you can't turn the faucet on.  He said that the city left on a trickle of water with me though so the faucet drips, which means if I really concentrate I can make the muscle work...it's just weak. 

I have never had it explained that way to me.  He wanted to make sure I understood everything and he explained every step he was doing when he was performing the test.  He also gave me the pro's and con's of the surgery I am going to have and told me the doctor who is going to do it is the best.  He sent his daughter to him and if someone in his family was going to have the surgery that I am going to have he would send them to him. 

I'm sure my response it going to give me a negative bouncy score now. 

Lucky you Beg, my PC doctor has no time to do much more then tell me I am being referred to some specialist.

Some people are paranoid about this new health bill.   Even the nurses and tecks. are afraid to speclate on the changes.  In the medical field in my area everyone is ignoring that 800 pound Gorilla in the corner. 

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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2010, 08:46:41 AM »
Lucky you Beg, my PC doctor has no time to do much more then tell me I am being referred to some specialist.

Some people are paranoid about this new health bill.   Even the nurses and tecks. are afraid to speclate on the changes.  In the medical field in my area everyone is ignoring that 800 pound Gorilla in the corner. 

In the post you quoted the doctor was a specialist. The original post was our primary care doctor. I've had pretty good luck with having great doctors (except for one).

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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM »
I'll give you an 8. No conversion. Lost points for that but you did start it with a "So". Bonus points.
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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2010, 11:29:33 AM »
I'll give you two boobs on it....if you'll return the favour.
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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2010, 12:24:55 PM »
I'll give you two boobs on it....if you'll return the favour.

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Re: I have a bouncy....woo hoo
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2010, 04:58:15 AM »
Initial score of 7 bongs. But, since I don't like doctors, I'm going to have to penalize you 3. So, 4/10. Sorry  :-)
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