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Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« on: January 05, 2010, 10:23:43 AM »
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 10:24:51 AM »
What a load of BS!!!  :fuelfire:
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 10:30:07 AM »
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"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."


Wow -- he really put some thought into this! :-)
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 11:01:55 AM »
Oh.... I thought he used his own....using animal poo kinda takes the true love and devotion part of it away.
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 11:06:04 AM »
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Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift.


If I could, I'd insert the pic of John Belushi as he does his mashed-potatoes-as-a-zit act in "Animal House." Except, of course, it isn't a food fight. It's a shit fight.

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Eastern Iowa, eh? Remind me to sorta stay clear of that place when May rolls around....
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 12:58:40 PM »
brings new meaning to "party pooper"
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 01:05:02 PM »
Nothing says 'happy birthday' like animal poop.  :lmao:
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 01:38:34 PM »
Wow...some people will do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame...."Poop Writer Melts Snow in Iowa Tundra".... :thatsright:

His grandchildren will be so proud....

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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 01:58:13 PM »
Gosh! I wish my husband would spell out his love for me with animal poo.  :whatever: :-)

What a lucky, lucky woman. He is a keeper!
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 02:02:48 PM »
Just posted this on my FB!
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 02:18:41 PM »
Happy Turdday Honey! Uh.....honey?????
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 02:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 05, 2010, 02:18:41 PM
Happy Turdday Honey! Uh.....honey?????

Yeah, gives a whole new meaning to the term "honey wagon".
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Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2010, 07:33:07 AM »
Gosh! He must really love the shit out of her! :-)
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