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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2010, 09:34:39 AM »
I invented it to describe the primitive propensity to endlessly devour the emotional and financial resources of their families and the taxpayers, to consume them to utter depletion, but in the physical sense, the word seems to describe the gigantic primitive also.

It fits them at every level Frank.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2010, 09:38:25 AM »
It fits them at every level Frank.

After having read the gigantic primitive for so long, I've come to the eminently reasonable conclusion that he's lying about what he eats.  

I'll bet the gigantic primitive's a food-eating machine with really big, well-oiled jaws.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2010, 09:40:47 AM »
After having read the gigantic primitive for so long, I've come to the eminently reasonable conclusion that he's lying about what he eats.  

I'll bet the gigantic primitive's a food-eating machine with really big, well-oiled jaws.

I think we'd all concur.


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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2010, 09:41:58 AM »
He would probably be one of those who has the surgery and then drinks copious amounts of water to stretch out his stomach again so that he can gorge himself. 

HA!  Very well could be.  I'm just looking at his weight loss chart and he's been stuck in the 435-440 range,  Like you said it could very well be he just needs to adjust his diet, but I suspect it's more than that.  But that's all it is, my suspicion.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2010, 09:48:51 AM »
I doubt he drinks water. Copious amounts of soda or tea or whatever maybe.

I believe that's right. IIRC, he drinks soda, liters of soda a day. As his wife stated, the water in Vegas does suck. I think the gb who lives in the basement has requested they don't get a filter for their tap. Can't figure that one out.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2010, 09:51:16 AM »
I believe that's right. IIRC, he drinks soda, liters of soda a day. As his wife stated, the water in Vegas does suck. I think the gb who lives in the basement has requested they don't get a filter for their tap. Can't figure that one out.

The gay roomie in the basement doesn't want a water filter. So obviously they do not get one. Don't you let the gay roomie in the basement make your decisions for you?  :p


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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2010, 10:05:17 AM »
"Erysichthonian" = an insatiable appetite, where one consumes the whole world and all in it and still isn't satisfied.  One ultimately ends up devouring oneself.

I am going to put it on my FB!

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2010, 11:02:30 AM »
The gay roomie in the basement doesn't want a water filter. So obviously they do not get one. Don't you let the gay roomie in the basement make your decisions for you?  :p



So if it's the case and fagoomie has a reasonable case for his No Filter stand then get one of those Britta Pitchers and filter your own water for your own use. Easy-peasy simple solution.

I have this feeling LVL is still eating the same amount of food thinking that if he just eats what he considers healthier types of gigantic portions he'll lose weight. His plateau he currently resides on will become his home if he doesn't kick himself off of it. His metabolism will compensate for the food and exercise.

His carb intake can NOT be good for his diabetes. All that rice and potatoes are just converting over to sugar which his body is hoarding away because he's cut back on his normal sugar intake.  He needs to drink more water, cut down the carbs and eat more filling useless foods with no actual nutrional value like celery and stuff like pork rinds that will fill his chewing cravings.

There are so many proven weight loss tricks out there that no one should be as big as he is, no one.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2010, 11:04:51 AM »
I'm going to say he most likely doesn't drink enough water.  If he drank an 8 ounce glass before every meal and before every snack he would not be that hungry.  Another thing keeping his weight on ?  What he puts in he doesn't take out.  The water would help in that area also.

I'm concerned about the chaffing.  He could catch his bike on far.   :-)

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2010, 11:25:04 AM »
I'm going to say he most likely doesn't drink enough water.  If he drank an 8 ounce glass before every meal and before every snack he would not be that hungry.  Another thing keeping his weight on ?  What he puts in he doesn't take out.  The water would help in that area also.

I'm concerned about the chaffing.  He could catch his bike on far.   :-)

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2010, 11:38:11 AM »
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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2010, 12:01:54 PM »
The McDougall diet IS mostly starches. Beans, rice, potatoes form the backbone with fruits & veggies making up the rest...no dairy or meat. It's a low fat diet and extremely flawed as it doesn't recognize the importance of good fats and lean proteins which are probable THE most important component in any weight loss diet. It also only recommends moderate exercise (that's probably best for someone his size) fresh air, sunshine, and water.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2010, 12:25:15 PM »
Well, the Las Vegas Lardass is a DUmmy, so the chances are nearly 100% that he's lying about his weight. More likely he's near 500.
And it's doubtful anyone has ever lost weight when his normal portion size of rice and potatoes is measured by the washtub.

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2010, 12:32:11 PM »
I'd forgotten about that.  Who the hell does this roommate think he is to say who can and can't have a water filter?  Jeanette, please come back here and clarify.  Who wears the pants around there, anyway? 

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Re: oops, exercise not paying off for gigantic primitive (update 01-04)
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2010, 12:42:46 PM »
I'd forgotten about that.  Who the hell does this roommate think he is to say who can and can't have a water filter?  Jeanette, please come back here and clarify.  Who wears the pants around there, anyway? 

Jeanette and the roommate both wear skirts. LVL wears a mumu.