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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2010, 10:17:54 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 11, 2010, 10:11:48 AM
Taking a bath while blowing drying the hair.

A big ole explosion at the gas station,  due to using a cell phone while pumping gas.
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2010, 10:56:32 AM »
It just occurred to me, the climax of Beth's story was a lot like the last episode of The Sopranos.
The detail, probably bloody, is left to your imagination.
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2010, 10:57:37 AM »
Damn Coach! Do you lay awake nights figurin' what you're goin' to change your avatar to the next day? I know this sounds like whinin', but I recognize everyone by their avatar. You really are makin' it difficult! LOL!
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2010, 11:59:33 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 10:57:37 AM
Damn Coach! Do you lay awake nights figurin' what you're goin' to change your avatar to the next day? I know this sounds like whinin', but I recognize everyone by their avatar. You really are makin' it difficult! LOL!

He did it at our old site as well. I would be shocked if he didn't do it.
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2010, 12:02:41 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 10:57:37 AM
Damn Coach! Do you lay awake nights figurin' what you're goin' to change your avatar to the next day? I know this sounds like whinin', but I recognize everyone by their avatar. You really are makin' it difficult! LOL!

I'm absolutely convinced that he's got a program that selects them based on a couple of variables.  What those variables are, I don't know, and I'm not too sure I want to.  They probably have something to do with Pammy D's stories . . .
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2010, 03:26:32 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 11, 2010, 11:59:33 AM
He did it at our old site as well. I would be shocked if he didn't do it.

Yeah, I know! That's our Coach. If he didn't do it, I'd have to PM him and ask him if he was feelin' OK

ETA: (every board has their celebs. We have several. Coach, Tank, GoB, Snuggle, Ptarm, Patriot, just to name a few, heh, heh! Life would be so much more boring without  our resident characters!)
« Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 03:31:04 PM by AllosaursRus »
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2010, 03:52:49 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
Yeah, I know! That's our Coach. If he didn't do it, I'd have to PM him and ask him if he was feelin' OK

ETA: (every board has their celebs. We have several. Coach, Tank, GoB, Snuggle, Ptarm, Patriot, just to name a few, heh, heh! Life would be so much more boring without  our resident characters!)

You're one, too . . .  :tongue:
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2010, 12:09:00 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2010, 03:52:49 PM
You're one, too . . .  :tongue:

One what is the question, though! Heh, heh, heh!
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2010, 06:06:41 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 11, 2010, 10:17:54 AM
A big ole explosion at the gas station,  due to using a cell phone while pumping gas.

I've debated with myself for 2 days about posting this.....I lost, here goes.

4 or 5 years ago down at the corner gas station, a man pulled up in his new motorhome. He had just retired and this was he and his wife's first trip in the new motorhome. He was pumping gas in it when the generator unit fired up. The generator exhaust was close to the gas fill tube....the gas fumes blew up in his face and as a reflex action he jerked away with the gas nozzle still in his hand with the trigger pulled.....he had pumped just 39 cent worth of gas total....he died 2 days later. 
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2010, 07:32:58 AM »
Oh that's terrible and tragic.  Damn it, I was going to post something here.   :hammer:
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2010, 08:06:39 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2010, 06:06:41 AM
I've debated with myself for 2 days about posting this.....I lost, here goes.

4 or 5 years ago down at the corner gas station, a man pulled up in his new motorhome. He had just retired and this was he and his wife's first trip in the new motorhome. He was pumping gas in it when the generator unit fired up. The generator exhaust was close to the gas fill tube....the gas fumes blew up in his face and as a reflex action he jerked away with the gas nozzle still in his hand with the trigger pulled.....he had pumped just 39 cent worth of gas total....he died 2 days later. 

caught fire?

Sounds like some kind of design flaw to me
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Re: Martin Luther King Jr.'s Day with Doug's ex-wife
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 08:10:10 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2010, 06:06:41 AM
I've debated with myself for 2 days about posting this.....I lost, here goes.

4 or 5 years ago down at the corner gas station, a man pulled up in his new motorhome. He had just retired and this was he and his wife's first trip in the new motorhome. He was pumping gas in it when the generator unit fired up. The generator exhaust was close to the gas fill tube....the gas fumes blew up in his face and as a reflex action he jerked away with the gas nozzle still in his hand with the trigger pulled.....he had pumped just 39 cent worth of gas total....he died 2 days later. 

Oh God Bless.  That is horrible. 
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