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Offline bijou

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Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« on: March 07, 2008, 02:14:07 PM »

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A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post.
 
The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.

   
The incident was witnessed by children
A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westbury on February 16 after they received a report of a man acting indecently outside a block of flats "occupied by several young women".

When they arrived they arrested him on suspicion of outraging public decency.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/06/nlamppost106.xml

He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 03:10:43 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 07, 2008, 02:14:07 PM
He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)

Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 03:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on March 07, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
Quote from: bijou on March 07, 2008, 02:14:07 PM
He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)

Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
He's not the brightest bulb is he?
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 03:16:26 PM »
Hes' surely not a power player.
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 03:17:29 PM »
Did you see the way that lamp post was looking at him, though?  Come on, it was asking for it. :-)
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 03:19:51 PM »
How big was his pole?
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Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 03:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Taxman on March 07, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
How big was his pole?
Maybe he was taking the pole.
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