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Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« on: January 01, 2010, 11:01:17 AM »
The arrestee is more interesting than the offence in this story. 

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... Gregory J. Oras, 37, of 306 Bayview Blvd. in Oldsmar, made three 911 calls, including once when he left a bar on Oakwood Boulevard around 1 a.m. Tuesday, according to an arrest report. Oras claimed he had a broken nose, bleeding ears and people shooting at him.

Actually he just wanted a ride to Hennessy's, a bar in Oldsmar, authorities said. ...x

 His mug shot displayed elaborate facial tattos, and his arrest report listed several more, including the word "cannibalism" spelled out on his fingers; a dancing skeleton, a naked woman and a pumpkin head on his chest and stomach; a dragonfly, elephant and Batman symbol with breasts on his right arm; a snowman, naked pixies, a squirrel on a cross and a two-headed child on his left arm; and the word "doomed" on his back.



Florida of course. :-)
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 11:14:57 AM »
Why do people deface themselves in this way?  Unless you have made your millions and can retire, it's pretty stupid to make yourself unemployable. IMO
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 11:41:27 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 01, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
Why do people deface themselves in this way?  Unless you have made your millions and can retire, it's pretty stupid to make yourself unemployable. IMO

I'm willing to wager that he'd made himself unemployable LOOONG before he defaced himself in the manner pictured.
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 11:43:18 AM »
I'm sure they gave him a trip to the "bars".
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 12:41:16 PM »
Altogether, everyone...what's his DUmp name?
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 01:06:01 PM »
I am pro-tattoo but very much agaist facial tattoos. It looks stupid.
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 01:13:35 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on January 01, 2010, 01:06:01 PM
I am pro-tattoo but very much agaist facial tattoos. It looks stupid.

Ma'am; thoses are BRANDING scars on his face, not tatoos.

Tats, you can potentially remove, when you pull your head out of your ass.  Branding, on the other hand, is forever...  :thatsright:
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 07:08:19 PM »
tatoos are stupid. period. pointless. they sag after a while.

Nothing says dufus like a stretched tatoo on an elderly person.
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 01, 2010, 01:13:35 PM
Ma'am; thoses are BRANDING scars on his face, not tatoos.

Tats, you can potentially remove, when you pull your head out of your ass.  Branding, on the other hand, is forever...  :thatsright:

Are you serious! Whoa.
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 08:32:20 PM »
Quote from: FGL on January 01, 2010, 07:08:19 PM
tatoos are stupid. period. pointless. they sag after a while.

Nothing says dufus like a stretched tatoo on an elderly person.

I'll be in good company in the nursing home then.   :lmao:
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 08:33:57 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 01, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
Why do people deface themselves in this way?  Unless you have made your millions and can retire, it's pretty stupid to make yourself unemployable. IMO
The ACLU will stick up for him.  He'll sue some unsuspecting company and retire with millions. :thatsright:
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 08:56:50 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on January 01, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
I'll be in good company in the nursing home then.   :lmao:

I actually started googling for pics but I'm going to let this one slide slide down your arm or chest or leg...
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 09:16:08 PM »
Quote from: FGL on January 01, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
I actually started googling for pics but I'm going to let this one slide slide down your arm or chest or leg...

Ha ha!  :whatever: :-)
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Re: Oldsmar man wanted ride to a bar, so he called 911
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2010, 09:44:38 PM »
My all time favorite numbskull tattoo was a service station attendant whose forearm tattoo said "Born Looser".
I thought he deserved some credit for making a statement, and proving it, all at the same time.
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