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I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« on: January 01, 2010, 12:14:24 AM »
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:30 PM
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I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
 I am gay but I don't look or act it. In fact my friends and family thought I was lying when I came out of the closet. But I got hit up on in a BIKER BAR! I only went there becaus it's within walking distance. I don't know how this guy knew I was gay. He was a cutie patootie though. I didn't comply because I am not sexually active. Oh well,he sure was cute though.
 

I saw your picture.  You look gay.  You also have full blown Aids.


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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:59 PM
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1. It's always good for the ego, tho, no?

 Edited on Wed Dec-30-09 01:59 PM by hippywife

Here's to many years of being considered cute ahead of you. 


cute and infected.  Not good.


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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 02:05 PM
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2. Oh, for sure hippywife
 He called me gorgas. I haven't been called that in at least 10 years. It did my heart a lot of good!
   

A big ol' biker dude called you gorgas ?  The picture in my mind is scaring me.   


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marzipanni  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 02:29 PM
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3. Compliments make your inner glow shine brighter
 and you should be prepared for more to notice.

 
   

As long as you don't share that inner glow.


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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 02:36 PM
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4. Thanks Marzipanni
 If I was in a gay bar I would have thought nothing of it. It was cool though and he was so cute!

Yes, so cute.  Did you tell him what you had ?


Why would you put this on a public forum ?
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 02:30:06 AM »
Just because all the patrons were wearing leather, and there was a surplus of metal jewelry and ornamentation - doesn't mean it was a "biker" bar in the traditional sense.



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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 02:33:28 AM »
This guy is a walking biohazard

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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 06:48:41 AM »
What he says is probably true. When I use to drink, I did my tippin in a biker bar. The little queer was being mocked. They knew he was a fag. He doesn't realize how close he came to an ass whoppin. Non biker types shouldn't invade biker hang-outs. The 1%ers don't play very well.
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 06:59:32 AM »
Isn't this how Matthew Shepherd got killed? He went to a biker bar, pranced around, went to buy drugs and ended up getting killed. Not that he deserved it. But Gays should use some brains. Like everybody else. And BTW, why did this guy go to a Biker Bar in the first place? Hmmmmmm...
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 08:08:10 AM »
Was the bar called the Blue Oyster?

Can't picture any "biker" calling another guy gorgeous.

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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 10:13:12 AM »
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He was a cutie patootie though

If you would think to write that then you are only fooling yourself about not being obviously queer.

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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 12:09:16 PM »
In The Sopranos, the queer mobster Vito was discovered in a gay biker bar. All the queers were wearing leather biker outfits and those Marlon Brando biker hats.

From that storyline, we learned the Mafia does allow discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation, since Vito passed away with a pool cue up his ass, after being beaten to death with it.

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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 12:18:12 PM »
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-01-10 12:52 AM
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I was talking to my 14-year-old cousin tonight about babysitting
 Did you know that some kids are getting 8 bucks an hour? If I had a car I would jump that racket in a heartbeat! I got a dollar an hour when I was a kid. Not a penny more!
 


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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 01:41:18 PM »
People will line up to hire a queer, middle-aged, unemployed, drug addict to babysit their kids. And he doesn't need a car. Lots of times I've gone to pick up the babysitter, and then driven her home afterwards.

It would probably be best, though, if he arranged to be picked up somewhere other than the halfway house.
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 02:23:37 PM »
People will line up to hire a queer, middle-aged, unemployed, drug addict to babysit their kids. And he doesn't need a car. Lots of times I've gone to pick up the babysitter, and then driven her home afterwards.

It would probably be best, though, if he arranged to be picked up somewhere other than the halfway house.

Maybe the AIDS clinic, instead?  :fuelfire:
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Re: I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 05:42:34 PM »
People will line up to hire a queer, middle-aged, unemployed, drug addict to babysit their kids. And he doesn't need a car. Lots of times I've gone to pick up the babysitter, and then driven her home afterwards.

It would probably be best, though, if he arranged to be picked up somewhere other than the halfway house.
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