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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 09:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on December 25, 2009, 07:36:10 PM
Ummm, "underpants" has issues.  For one thing, he goes by the name of underpants.

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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2009, 09:39:00 AM »
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Oh and my brother-in-law had no idea that my wife and I "used" the hotel room yesterday afternoon before he got here.

Probably not what you're thinking.  This idiot went to VCU which means his idea of "using the room" means switching on the TV to see what channels it got as opposed to what he gets at home.

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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2009, 10:14:41 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 26, 2009, 09:39:00 AM
Probably not what you're thinking.  This idiot went to VCU which means his idea of "using the room" means switching on the TV to see what channels it got as opposed to what he gets at home.

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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2009, 10:54:09 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 26, 2009, 09:39:00 AM
Probably not what you're thinking.  This idiot went to VCU which means his idea of "using the room" means switching on the TV to see what channels it got as opposed to what he gets at home.

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Yeah sure, that's what he meant, wink, wink.
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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2009, 01:29:23 PM »
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so they are taking the bus tomorrow. At least they are leaving at a reasonable time of day, AFTER the liquor stores open back up

What's with this crack about the liquor stores?  Maybe the guy needs a stiff one after enduring a visit with the likes of you.  I'm not surprised he can't wait to get the hell out of Dodge.

 
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Two hours- two hours until *I* take the in-laws to the bus station.

Can someone please tell me why this guy puts asterisks beside the pronoun I? 
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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2009, 11:44:05 AM »
Because that is the most important person in the universe.  You didn't know that?

Brother in law, however, seems a winner too.   TOP had to pay for the motel room, and BIL took the bus to visit.

However, I can just imagine the conversation when BIL and BIL's wife got home.  One thing they will both agree on is that they never need to visit there for any holiday (except TOP's funeral) ever again.
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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2009, 07:51:46 PM »
I'm thinkin' this guy is the "skidmark" in the underpants.
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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2009, 11:37:04 PM »
That is SO tacky and immature. What the **** is wrong with this idiot? Sick, twisted, pervert! Vile creature should be kicked out of the gene pool. Seriously, how could anyone even consider doing this...one may be an in-law but the other is a blood relative, someone you grew up with, share a past with. If you have that much disgust for them why invite them at all? Of course, being DUmmies, this is probably a lie. Perhaps it mistook the brown stain in it's underwear for something else, thus setting it's imagination adrift?

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Re: Okay- 4 of the 6 guests have left
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2009, 11:54:21 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 29, 2009, 11:37:04 PM
That is SO tacky and immature. What the **** is wrong with this idiot? Sick, twisted, pervert! Vile creature should be kicked out of the gene pool. Seriously, how could anyone even consider doing this...one may be an in-law but the other is a blood relative, someone you grew up with, share a past with. If you have that much disgust for them why invite them at all? Of course, being DUmmies, this is probably a lie. Perhaps it mistook the brown stain in it's underwear for something else, thus setting it's imagination adrift?

Cindie

I have come to the realization that DUmmies lack any class whatsoever. I mean c'mon, what person in their right mind would brag about such a thing to the whole frikkin' world????
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