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Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« on: December 21, 2009, 02:38:01 PM »
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RIVER FALLS, Wis. – Police here responded to a report of a naked woman chasing her husband with a katana, often called a Samurai sword, on Sunday.

Officers found the 30-year-old woman holed up in the basement. After some persuading and with one officer aiming a stun gun at her, she finally dropped the sword.

A female Pierce County Sheriff’s deputy assisted in getting the woman dressed.

The suspect was described as incoherent. She sang, said she was trying to move objects with her mind, worried that Satan would take over her body but that George Carlin was alive and is God, and that she wanted to take a spaceship to the moon for a concert with dead rock musicians Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.

The woman said she and her husband smoked pot the night before. ...
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2009, 02:41:38 PM »
Pot must be a lot stronger now than it was when I was in college.
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2009, 02:48:50 PM »
Not sure if I should post this, but . . .

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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2009, 02:55:53 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 21, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
Not sure if I should post this, but . . .

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And what if she looks like Ms. Bambino....

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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2009, 03:28:23 PM »
  A chance I'm willing to take.
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2009, 04:39:11 PM »
That weed must have been dipped in battery acid.
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 07:21:35 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 21, 2009, 02:55:53 PM
And what if she looks like Ms. Bambino Bam-Bam....

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"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 08:44:17 PM »
Isn't asdf in Wisconsin?  :-) :tongue: :innocent:
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 09:08:45 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 21, 2009, 02:41:38 PM
Pot must be a lot stronger now than it was when I was in college.

It is (depending on when you were in college), but that stuff sounds like it was laced with something else really nasty - that sounds like the sort of psychotic break you can get with acid or pcp.
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Re: Nekkid Wisconsin wife goes after husband with Samurai sword
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2009, 11:42:28 PM »
The only good thing about this whole deal I can see is most swords are cheap imitations that are sold in stores or online. If that had been the real deal the hubby might not have gotten away with his head attached.
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