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DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« on: December 15, 2009, 08:45:01 AM »
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DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 09:18 AM
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I changed my avatar from 60 back to 59, we don't have the majority in the Senate anymore
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7230435

Senate = 100 seats

DUmmy's premise = 59 seats

100 - 59 = 41

59 > 41

Unless there are 120 seats and I missed something.
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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 09:03:29 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7230435

Senate = 100 seats

DUmmy's premise = 59 seats

100 - 59 = 41

59 > 41

Unless there are 120 seats and I missed something.

They are as proficient with English as they are with math, I have to give them that.  There are two independents in the mix, though of course they caucus with the Dems, so strictly speaking it's a three-way split though the Dems clearly have an overpowering majority, but just not a totally locked-in filibusterproof rubberstamp supermajority.
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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 09:08:38 AM »
They insist that the entire country agrees with them but by their own reckoning they can`t even control the Senate when the raw numbers are on their side.

I know they will blame some mythical sinister "corporate" force as being what is denying them salvation but that is because they are just stupid.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 09:17:41 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7230435

Senate = 100 seats

DUmmy's premise = 59 seats

100 - 59 = 41

59 > 41

Unless there are 120 seats and I missed something.

Of course there are 120 118 seats in the Senate.  The Øne hath said that there are 59 States (57 states he'd graced with a visit from His Holiness, and two yet to be so graced).  59 states, 2 senators per state, equals 118 Seats in the Senate.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 09:41:10 AM »
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They insist that the entire country agrees with them

Like 90% of the American people want single-payer health care!!!!!1111!!!!

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 09:46:34 AM »
Like 90% of the American people want single-payer health care!!!!!1111!!!!

No DUmmie has ever given a link to any poll showing that. Most polls that I have seen show @ 60-40 against the proposed plans.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »
No DUmmie has ever given a link to any poll showing that. Most polls that I have seen show @ 60-40 against the proposed plans.

It is like all the green jobs that are being denied and other myths of the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 10:22:10 AM »
Those Blue Dog Democrat Senators know they have to be elected by the majority of the entire state, not just a moonbat-filled district like Pelosi's. You idiots on the left needed them to gain the majority, don't be pissed when they don't see eye to eye with you on 100% of the shit you pimp.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 11:25:53 AM »
Of course there are 120 118 seats in the Senate.  The Øne hath said that there are 59 States (57 states he'd graced with a visit from His Holiness, and two yet to be so graced).  59 states, 2 senators per state, equals 118 Seats in the Senate.

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didn't they also create 700 new House districts listing the jobs they "created"?

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 11:42:14 AM »
Let us not forget the tie breaking DUmmy.

Anyway. Is that what that 60 stood for? Sheesh. What an idiot.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 12:12:02 PM »
Let us not forget the tie breaking DUmmy.

Anyway. Is that what that 60 stood for? Sheesh. What an idiot.

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Liberman, Snowe and Collins will vote for it with a few changes.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 12:17:57 PM »
Those Blue Dog Democrat Senators know they have to be elected by the majority of the entire state, not just a moonbat-filled district like Pelosi's. You idiots on the left needed them to gain the majority, don't be pissed when they don't see eye to eye with you on 100% of the shit you pimp.

Suck on it, DUmmies.

That is exactly correct - very few states are liberal enough to let a Democrat senator go total moonbat and get away with it. The blue dogs NEED conservative and independant coters to keep their jobs.

Remember DUmmies -a politician's first and foremost duty is to get reelected. Making their constituents happy enough to allow that to happen is a side-effect.

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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 01:01:28 PM »
Remember DUmmies -a politician's first and foremost duty is to get reelected. Making their constituents happy enough to allow that to happen is a side-effect.

But, "making their constituents happy" doesn't include the moonbat base in other states.
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Re: DUmmies and Math: Always Good for a Giggle
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 11:35:48 PM »
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That is exactly correct - very few states are liberal enough to let a Democrat senator go total moonbat and get away with it.

Experienced democrat politicians always tell the beginners, "Never go full moonbat."