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Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« on: December 08, 2009, 09:39:51 AM »
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A South Florida police officer got an eyeful when he pulled over a female driver early Saturday morning, according to a Fort Pierce Police Department arrest report.

Ellena Lucia Barron, 46, was stopped for an unspecified traffic violation.

The officer asked Barron for her license and registration. Instead, she told the officer she needed to go to her vehicle's trunk. At the trunk, Barron lifted her blouse, showing her breasts to the officer.

When the officer asked Barron why she did it, she said, "I thought that's what you wanted to see,"  ...




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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 09:48:45 AM »
Hmmmm! Well if her boobs look anything like her face I would have arrested her too! :-)
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 09:50:15 AM »
The udder nerve!
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 09:50:24 AM »
Where was the spork alert?????? I was going to say that they should throw the book at her, but it looks like someone already did and hit her square in the face.  This is one story I don't want to be kept abreast of.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2009, 09:52:09 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 08, 2009, 09:50:24 AM
 This is one story I don't want to be kept abreast of.

Is your interest sagging?
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 09:52:35 AM »
I feel bad for that cop.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 09:55:28 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 08, 2009, 09:52:09 AM
Is your interest sagging?

That and more.  :lmao:
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 10:02:35 AM »
The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.

It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 10:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.

It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.


eehhh....

stretching. This just exposes the dangers of standing before the flashing lights of a patrol car.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 10:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.

It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.
Hey, you win the cup for the most puns in a reply.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 10:18:38 AM »
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At the trunk, Barron lifted her blouse, showing her breasts to the officer.
Assault on a police officer? :-)
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 10:26:12 AM »
Quote from: bijou on December 08, 2009, 10:12:52 AM
Hey, you win the cup for the most puns in a reply.

Which size? I'm personally fond of the C cup. Not too balloonish. After all, they're just puns.   :-)
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 10:45:00 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 10:26:12 AM
Which size? I'm personally fond of the C cup. Not too balloonish. After all, they're just puns.   :-)

Overachiever.  I think you need to augment your usage.  By the time I get here, all the words are done used up!   :-)
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 11:00:42 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
Overachiever.  I think you need to augment your usage.  By the time I get here, all the words are done used up!   :-)

You've done implanted several ideas into my mind. By all means, don't stop!
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 11:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 11:00:42 AM
You've done implanted several ideas into my mind. By all means, don't stop!

Well, I just don't know if I am going to bust out my good puns yet or not. 
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2009, 11:05:41 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 11:03:58 AM
Well, I just don't know if I am going to bust out my good puns yet or not. 

It shouldn't take much, really. Just a couple of good wet T-shirt pics ought to do it.  :naughty:
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 12:35:36 PM »
Now that was a perky response.   :uhsure:
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2009, 02:56:29 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 12:35:36 PM
Now that was a perky response.   :uhsure:

 :rotf:  LOL!  That one hit me right in the jugular!
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2009, 03:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 02:56:29 PM
:rotf:  LOL!  That one hit me right in the jugular!

Well then, you might need to become abreast of this situation.  That could leave a mark!
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2009, 03:09:00 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
Well then, you might need to become abreast of this situation.  That could leave a mark!

I am completely abreast of the situation, TYVM. My mammary is perfect.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2009, 03:29:18 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 03:09:00 PM
I am completely abreast of the situation, TYVM. My mammary is perfect.

I am afraid your mammory has become unsbound...
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2009, 03:30:54 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 08, 2009, 03:29:18 PM
I am afraid your mammory has become unsbound...

Tit's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2009, 03:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 03:30:54 PM
Tit's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.

Oh dear.  You are milking this one for all you got!
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Re: Woman Flashes Breasts To Avoid Traffic Ticket And Ends Up Arrested
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 03:57:37 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
Oh dear.  You are milking this one for all you got!

Well, I was a bottle baby after all. Must've been all that repressed nipple-seeking.  :-)
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