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Offline VivisMom

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It's a Conspiracy!
« on: March 04, 2008, 01:57:12 PM »
Break out the tinfoil, kids!

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we can do it (1000+ posts)     I Went To Vote This AM and Was Asked If I Were Republican. I Said NO......
 do I look that stupid? They made me fill out a challenge sheet and gave me a dem ballot. WTF? Has this happened to anyone else?

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Mountainman (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-04-08 11:26 AM
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18. I guess that wouldn't make sense but I don't give the repukes the benefit of the doubt
 when it comes to making sense. Ever since the 2000 election they have learned that their best chance of winning is not on the issues but in vote suppression and not counting votes.

Um, okay.  :loser:

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crikkett  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 11:19 AM
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11. Today you learned you're not funny to a bureaucracy.
 Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 11:21 AM by crikkett
You would've MIGHT HAVE saved yourself the hassle if you had behaved yourself.

"Do I look stupid" is a question that answers itself, in this case.
 

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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:05 PM
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27. Republicans also switch your registration behind your back.
 Another form of vote suppression.

 :rotf:

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Ninga  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-04-08 01:15 PM
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29. ANY paper work a voter has to fill out that has the word CHALLANGE on it, needs to be
 taken immediately to the Summit County Board of Elections.....pronto, today.

It sounds like the poll worker took umbrage with your comment and circumvented your right to directly vote.

Get this taken care of, immediately.

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Acadia Blue (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-04-08 11:56 AM
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24. Report it to the elections officer and make a loud issue. Write to
 the paper, call the local TV station ect. That is voter intimidation.

 :tinfoil2:

Is it just me, or is this thread filled with loonies? I can't see how this can be in any way construed as intimidation.

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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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26. Voter caging. You will need to find out how to defend your vote.
 The Republicans are doing this all over the place in swing states especially, though. They ID people who will vote with the Democrats and challenge their right to vote. It's illegal and that doesn't stop them. 




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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 02:10:29 PM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:05 PM
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27. Republicans also switch your registration behind your back.
 Another form of vote suppression.

 :rofl: :rofl: That wuz teh funneh.
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 02:23:28 PM »
Uhhh yeah.  I'm absolutely terrified that the Democrats will choose a nominee for their party and failing that I'm terrified they will cross over vote and choose Ron Paul in HUGE numbers and he will become the Republican nominee .....

I really must be missing something about this voter intimidation.  Someone please enlighten me.

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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 02:25:27 PM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:05 PM
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27. Republicans also switch your registration behind your back.
 Another form of vote suppression.

 :rofl: :rofl: That wuz teh funneh.

Nothing in there about taking their precious bodily fluids?
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 03:43:57 PM »
Everything is a conspiracy to these idiots. In their world Bush is somehow at fault even for their own failings.
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 05:30:30 PM »
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40. hey sfexpat2000 I believe voter suppression is being committed.
   
Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 02:32 PM by alyce douglas
in the current primary states today. Not very good if it is.

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43. We have to be careful, though, not to blame either Democrat
   
for this one, though, because it could be and likely is a Republican dirty trick.


The Republicans are working hard to toss as many Democratic voters off the rolls as they can.

The Republicans are working hard to toss as many Democratic voters off the rolls as they can.

The Republicans are working hard to toss as many Democratic voters off the rolls as they can.

And, they will keep doing that until Election Day 2008.
   

Hitlery is desperate to win but we know she would NEVER pull any dirty tricks. :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 05:52:32 PM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:05 PM
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27. Republicans also switch your registration behind your back.
 Another form of vote suppression.

 :rofl: :rofl: That wuz teh funneh.

Nothing in there about taking their precious bodily fluids?


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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 05:57:22 PM »
My neighbor went where we voted in 2004 this morning and they asked him if he was a republican or democrat.  He said republican and they told him that republicans voted at another site.  He went to the other site and they were right, they had the democrats voting at one site and republican's voting at another. 


We were disenfranchised!!!!!1111oneoneone! 

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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 05:59:40 PM »
My neighbor went where we voted in 2004 this morning and they asked him if he was a republican or democrat.  He said republican and they told him that republicans voted at another site.  He went to the other site and they were right, they had the democrats voting at one site and republican's voting at another. 


We were disenfranchised!!!!!1111oneoneone! 


I remember Mighty Whitey (Boortz) getting into trouble for telling Democrats that due to the potentially high voter turnout, Democrats would vote on Wednesday, Republicans on Tuesday.  :lmao:
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2008, 09:41:01 PM »
That's how it works in Ohio, DUmbass. I've been gone from the state for almost eight years and I know that.
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2008, 12:39:51 AM »
Its Teh funny alrightz. I'm a dieing.
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2008, 03:06:23 AM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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26. Voter caging. You will need to find out how to defend your vote.
 The Republicans are doing this all over the place in swing states especially, though. They ID people who will vote with the Democrats and challenge their right to vote. It's illegal and that doesn't stop them.

That  is correct.  Nothing stops us.  Ever.

Not impotent DUmmie rants.

Not Global Warming(TM).

Not indictments that take 24 business hours.

Not every single little socialist run city voting for Chimpeachment.

We are Conservatives!

We are the Authors of Reality!

Masters of Time-Space and Dimension!

Space Ghosts Coast to Coast!

We are everywhere and nowhere.

Every crumb in the bottom of your toaster is one of our listening devices!

Every fly, every gnat, every mosquito works for us.

When you think you hear the wind laughing at your through the trees, it is, the wind works for us too.

So, we'll be sure that when you go out to vote for Hillary or Obama you will vote for John McCain because we can.  You said so yourself.  And why would you say it if it weren't true?  Huh?

All your caged voters are belong to us!

Caged Voters!  Man, that sounds like a 1970's exploitation film.  Let's send Roger Coreman the title and $100 and see what he can do with it.
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2008, 04:40:43 AM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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26. Voter caging. You will need to find out how to defend your vote.
 The Republicans are doing this all over the place in swing states especially, though. They ID people who will vote with the Democrats and challenge their right to vote. It's illegal and that doesn't stop them.

That  is correct.  Nothing stops us.  Ever.

Not impotent DUmmie rants.

Not Global Warming(TM).

Not indictments that take 24 business hours.

Not every single little socialist run city voting for Chimpeachment.

We are Conservatives!

We are the Authors of Reality!

Masters of Time-Space and Dimension!

Space Ghosts Coast to Coast!

We are everywhere and nowhere.

Every crumb in the bottom of your toaster is one of our listening devices!

Every fly, every gnat, every mosquito works for us.

When you think you hear the wind laughing at your through the trees, it is, the wind works for us too.

So, we'll be sure that when you go out to vote for Hillary or Obama you will vote for John McCain because we can.  You said so yourself.  And why would you say it if it weren't true?  Huh?

All your caged voters are belong to us!

Caged Voters!  Man, that sounds like a 1970's exploitation film.  Let's send Roger Coreman the title and $100 and see what he can do with it.

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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2008, 06:58:54 AM »
Is it just me or does Doug's ex wife's tenuous hold on reality seem to be slipping a little bit more with every new post?
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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2008, 07:03:05 AM »
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Ever since the 2000 election they have learned that their best chance of winning is not on the issues but in vote suppression and not counting votes.

So making someone vote in the party they are registered instead of trying to sneak across party lines is vote "suppression"?

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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2008, 10:41:42 AM »
Is it just me or does Doug's ex wife's tenuous hold on reality seem to be slipping a little bit more with every new post?

I see your point...time to go for the tranquilizer gun. :mental:


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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2008, 01:23:00 PM »
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sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)       Tue Mar-04-08 01:03 PM
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26. Voter caging. You will need to find out how to defend your vote.
 The Republicans are doing this all over the place in swing states especially, though. They ID people who will vote with the Democrats and challenge their right to vote. It's illegal and that doesn't stop them.

That  is correct.  Nothing stops us.  Ever.

Not impotent DUmmie rants.

Not Global Warming(TM).

Not indictments that take 24 business hours.

Not every single little socialist run city voting for Chimpeachment.

We are Conservatives!

We are the Authors of Reality!

Masters of Time-Space and Dimension!

Space Ghosts Coast to Coast!

We are everywhere and nowhere.

Every crumb in the bottom of your toaster is one of our listening devices!

Every fly, every gnat, every mosquito works for us.

When you think you hear the wind laughing at your through the trees, it is, the wind works for us too.

So, we'll be sure that when you go out to vote for Hillary or Obama you will vote for John McCain because we can.  You said so yourself.  And why would you say it if it weren't true?  Huh?

All your caged voters are belong to us!

Caged Voters!  Man, that sounds like a 1970's exploitation film.  Let's send Roger Coreman the title and $100 and see what he can do with it.

You forgot "We are the VRWC" and "We are your overlords."


He also forgot the official seal of the VRWC


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Re: It's a Conspiracy!
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2008, 01:30:14 PM »

You forgot "We are the VRWC" and "We are your overlords."

Sorry, it was late.

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