Problem: Now what are DUmmies supposed to do with their Al Gore carbon credits?
Solution: Burn'em to keep warm.
Carbon credits my Ass.
Knock at the door and in comes the villiage elders, the men with the knowledge to fix anything. They are worried they will loose control of their people if things do not improve and may be killed themselves if they cannot find a way to get the Gods to produce rain.
For 2 years there has been little rain, the crops will not grow and water is becoming scarce.
They demand your help to force the Gods to produce rain. You have an 8 year old daughter that is perfect, no scars, moles or spots on her body, she is a delightfull child that may be able to convince the Gods to send the rain to save the lives of hundreds, your family included.
No one family has the right to refuse to sacrifice a child to the Gods if it means society as a whole is in danger.
For thousands of years mankind has tried to manipulate the weather, it did no good. Man has tried to beg barter and scam their Gods with empty promises.
These civilizations have died out, gone into time leaving much mystery. The civilisations that thieved were the ones like the Eskimo and the lap launders who relied on themselves and thrived.
Man kind has seldom looked at God as a partner in life one to work with. All Gods are seen as the ultimate authority as is spoken by some men out of the millions of men that God wishes to speak to. I wonder if instead of asking favors of God we were to work with Him, look to find out how this Planet works, how and why we all have been forced by some instinct to form closed society's except for our own.
Volcanoes blow sky high and cause the sun to be blocked by the air born dirt.
There is more then one reason the Dark Ages were called that.
Jumping of, ideas, sorry, but if one can change the nature of a dog by interbreeding, we should be able to change human nature and the weather.

Trying to be both factual and sarcastic at the same time is difficult.