So Doug's ex-wife has two kids? Or was she just giving a "for instance"? Please tell me she doesn't have offspring....
She was, allegedly--please notice the all-important word here, "allegedly"--married before she married Doug.
At least one of the two, allegedly--please notice the all-important word here, "allegedly"--has done some hard time for drugs.
Both according to the own words posted by Doug's ex-wife at various times.
But given the way primitives lie so much--Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus and the burdened primitive being the prime examples--one has to resort to using the word "allegedly" in almost all things alleged by the primitives.
As incredible as it may seem, the lying titty primitive is Honest Abe compared with some primitives.