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Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« on: March 04, 2008, 02:32:47 PM »
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=110259&in_page_id=2

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A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.


Serena Kozakura – her professional name – was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside, supposedly because she was angry that he was with another woman.

However, in her defence, her counsel asked the court to compare the size of the hole in the door with Kozakura's 110cm bust – and suggested that she couldn't possibly have made it through the gap. Kozakura maintains that the man made the hole himself.

The presiding judge agreed that Kozakura's bosom made her alleged crime an impossibility, and quashed her conviction.

After the verdict, Kozakura credited her breasts with the victory.

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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 02:34:57 PM »
this thread title could have been clearer . . . jus' sayin' :-)

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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »
Pretty funny comment there
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 02:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 04, 2008, 02:34:57 PM
this thread title could have been clearer . . . jus' sayin' :-)

A real attention-getter!  :-)
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 02:40:20 PM »
Well, no need to post this -
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM »
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 02:49:09 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:

 :picsneeded:

(They didn't have a "This Thread is Worthless Without Video" smiley :-) )
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 02:52:09 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:

 :picsneeded:

(They didn't have a "This Thread is Worthless Without Video" smiley :-) )

It shall sadly remain 'worthless'.  :-)
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM »
Here's her pic!



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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2008, 04:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
Here's her pic!





Thank you, Miss Mia!  I tried looking earlier for her pic with no luck.
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2008, 04:39:00 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
Here's her pic!





Thank you, Miss Mia!  I tried looking earlier for her pic with no luck.

You lack the Googlefu.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2008, 04:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:39:00 PM
You lack the Googlefu.  :evillaugh: 

I cut and pasted her name into Google Images and came up with squat.  What did you do?
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 05:18:27 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:39:00 PM
You lack the Googlefu.  :evillaugh: 

I cut and pasted her name into Google Images and came up with squat.  What did you do?

I did that as well and got the same results.  Then I did it in regular Google.  The pages are listed "Photo: Serena Kozakura Big Breasts Win Verdict, Prove Innocence ..."

LOL  :evillaugh:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 05:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:39:00 PM
You lack the Googlefu.  :evillaugh: 

I cut and pasted her name into Google Images and came up with squat.  What did you do?

I did that as well and got the same results.  Then I did it in regular Google.  The pages are listed "Photo: Serena Kozakura Big Breasts Win Verdict, Prove Innocence ..."

LOL  :evillaugh:

Your Googlefu is superior, m'lady!  :bow:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 06:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
Here's her pic!




Well, she'll never have to worry about drowning.   :naughty:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2008, 06:47:51 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2008, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
Here's her pic!



Well, she'll never have to worry about drowning.   :naughty:

Oh my.  I...  I, um... left the refrigerator running.

I will be right back.  Or something.
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2008, 06:54:13 PM »
Hey if the head fits through the hole the body will follow
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 06:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 04, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2008, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 04, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
Here's her pic!



Well, she'll never have to worry about drowning.   :naughty:

Oh my.  I...  I, um... left the refrigerator running.

I will be right back.  Or something.
Hmmmm, wonder if she plays volleyball.   :innocent:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2008, 11:00:35 AM »
I feel so sorry for her...being flat chested and all...I'll bet guys never give her a second look.   :-)
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2008, 02:11:49 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:

 :picsneeded:

(They didn't have a "This Thread is Worthless Without Video" smiley :-) )


Here ya go

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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2008, 02:34:41 PM »
So, she was apparently accused of breaking into some guy's house because he was with another woman? Can you imagine what the other woman looked like then?!??!?!??!  Dude left this chick??? :rotf:
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2008, 06:00:54 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 05, 2008, 02:34:41 PM
So, she was apparently accused of breaking into some guy's house because he was with another woman? Can you imagine what the other woman looked like then?!??!?!??!  Dude left this chick??? :rotf:

As they say, look at any hot girl and there's always a guy that's tired of banging them.
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2008, 06:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Randy on March 05, 2008, 02:11:49 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:

 :picsneeded:

(They didn't have a "This Thread is Worthless Without Video" smiley :-) )


Here ya go




This is the best I could find, they talk all in Japanese, but she demonstrates how she couldn't fit into the hole.

[youtube=425,350]XYSOHKIfM1s[/youtube]
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2008, 07:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 05, 2008, 06:05:50 PM

This is the best I could find, they talk all in Japanese, but she demonstrates how she couldn't fit into the hole.

[youtube=425,350]XYSOHKIfM1s[/youtube]

Again, your Googlefu is supreme.   :bow:
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Re: Japanese model gets off thanks to large breasts
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2008, 06:02:32 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:52:09 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 04, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on March 04, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
Umm, could she have not wiggled one in and then the other? I have some knowledge here you know...apparently the judge does not.  :newyear:

 :picsneeded:

(They didn't have a "This Thread is Worthless Without Video" smiley :-) )

It shall sadly remain 'worthless'.  :-)
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