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Offline Hawkgirl

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Can You Tell a Story....
« on: November 13, 2009, 08:22:33 PM »

using mostly smileys? :-)



I was  :couch: when :ohsnap: :2muchgay: on MSNBC.  The usual :sosad: shit  :stirpot: :leghump: Obama :kumbaya: his praises.  Finally  :maddernhell: so I  :asssmack: the tv. Meanwhile,   my :greet:
came home and we  :2ndbase: a bit :shucks: which lead to  :baby: who likes :yum: all the time and :bawl:  so I walked over to a :gay2: liberal who obviously likes to drink the :koolaid: and I :bitchslap: for being a :poser: and  :mo: sympathizer and immediately felt :yahoo:




Yes, I am bored tonight.
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 08:25:06 PM »
ha ha ha... that was good.
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2009, 08:34:22 PM »
Tonight I  :banghead: because I'm a  :loser2: who locked her friggin keys in the car  :thatsright: and  :maddernhell: then I had  :bow2: a  :n: smith.

$170 later I'm  :thumbs: and back in the car and house. :cheerleader: I felt like a  :moron: and  :ohnoes: because it was  :brrr: outside! And to top it off, my kiddo was  :sad1: at me for having a  :blonde:
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2009, 08:35:01 PM »
Excellent! I  :lmao:..... I seriously don't have the attention span to look up all the smileys, but I enjoyed reading yours!
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Offline Hawkgirl

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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 08:37:00 PM »
LOL...good one Dixie.

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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 08:37:41 PM »
It really happened to me tonight!!!! Yikes!! I felt like Lucy Ricardo.
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 08:41:34 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on November 13, 2009, 08:37:41 PM
It really happened to me tonight!!!! Yikes!! I felt like Lucy Ricardo.

Luckily, I now have a car where that is impossible.  If the keys are anywhere near the car...it will unlock.

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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 08:55:08 PM »
Mine were sitting inside my purse. Grrrrrrrrr!
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 09:09:13 PM »
 :clueless:  Good lord.  This looks like fun, but my mind is a puddle, and I feel like a  :loser2:.  Think I will just  :greet: to all y'all, and hope that sometime we can all hang out and  :kumbaya:  Aw hell, I would rather  :cheers2:.

I like this dude: :zap:

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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2009, 09:11:24 PM »
Where is Franksolich...he is a good story teller.... :popcorn:
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Re: Can You Tell a Story....
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2009, 09:32:12 PM »
I came home,  :yum: , :couch: and :couch: and :couch: and :couch: some more, now I'm :hot: and trying to go to bed.  :-)
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