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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2009, 11:33:53 AM »
TY, everyone, um, even Shade. (send me pics)  :tongue: (

I got the top glued up and the legs. Now some sanding will be in order.

Wow....you got it together that fast?

I am soooo impressed!!!  :bow:
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2009, 09:55:32 AM »
Wow....you got it together that fast?

I am soooo impressed!!!  :bow:

I've actually gotten the top sanded down with #400 grit paper, almost ready to stain/varnish. Same with the legs. Now I need to do the "stringers" that will make the frame of the table.
I have to sneak a camera out of the house to get pics (I don't have my own), I'm doing this at work during breaks, and a little bit after-hours so she won't see what I'm up to.
The hard part is going to be the finish on the top. It needs to be a 4-5 layer varnish that's rubbed to a satin gloss.
Right now the pieces/parts don't look like much.
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2009, 09:58:29 AM »
I love it when my husband gives me wood!  :evillaugh:
Well it is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through! :evillaugh:
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2009, 09:39:46 AM »
A few pics of the project.

The ends of the table:



Shot of a single end:




(one of the stained legs on right)
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2009, 09:46:51 AM »
Well it is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through! :evillaugh:

That's what he said!
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2009, 09:50:52 AM »
That's what he said!

No, no, no... if it lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor. Am I the only one who watches commercials?

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2009, 09:55:35 AM »
A few pics of the project.

The ends of the table:



Shot of a single end:



Looks AWESOME!!!!
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2009, 10:14:14 AM »
The top and bottom:



The bottom next to the experimental staining I did. The color on the square legs is the final custom color I came up with.

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2009, 10:20:00 AM »
lookin' good!

your wife is going to be so surprised and really thrilled!

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2009, 10:23:08 AM »
Oh, Shade, the construction technique for the end pieces is called tongue and in groove.     :naughty:
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2009, 10:51:52 AM »
Beautiful! What type of wood and when do you start the end tables?  :uhsure:
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2009, 10:58:00 AM »
The top and bottom is Birch veneered plywood, and the frame(s) are Alder.  If the wife wants end tables, I'll do those too.   :-)
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2009, 11:04:20 AM »
Very nice...I am truly envious of the gift.  I dabble a bit in woodworking myself, my particular favorite thing to do is turn a piece of furniture into something entirely different.  Or piece something together from scraps I've collected.

Home Depot is my fave store and the "cull" bin is my first stop.

A finished pic would be wonderful.
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2009, 11:38:19 AM »
No, no, no... if it lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor. Am I the only one who watches commercials?

If it lasts more than four hours you should be proud!  (Then call the optometrist in the Restasis commercials!)
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2009, 11:57:47 AM »
Very nice...I am truly envious of the gift.  I dabble a bit in woodworking myself, my particular favorite thing to do is turn a piece of furniture into something entirely different.  Or piece something together from scraps I've collected.



Then you should check this one out too.  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35576.0.html
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2009, 01:33:50 PM »
I have the pieces done!   :hyper:

Here's a mock up, but unstained. The whole thing will be the color of the legs and then rubbed varnished.



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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2009, 01:42:53 PM »
WOW!!!

I've seen that style in the stores...they are quite expensive!


 :bow: :bow: :bow:

Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2009, 01:57:20 PM »
I wouldn't be suprised if you have a few people on here asking how much to build them something. You have a gift for it
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2009, 03:11:48 PM »
TY^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If I had the equipment I could get "fancier". That whole table was made on a single tablesaw and a drillpress/mill.
The tablesaw is a "contractor" grade. I got the blade zeroed out as best as I could, but it's not perfect. I usually like to get them within 1/2 a degree (90 or 45 degree). This one won't do better than about 2 (too much slop in the adjuster and the fence), but it'll work.

Now for the hard part......the finish.
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2009, 03:32:36 PM »
How much would charge for a doll bed? After Christmas is fine
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2009, 05:03:20 PM »
Uh-oh, now I've gone and done it.   ^^^^  :thatsright:

I'm not really set up for doing projects. This is being done at work during breaks and after hours. I don't want the wife to know.

I'm going to be looking for equipment in the future, the economy is bad, so stuff shows up cheap. If and when I set up a shop in the garage, I'll post about it.
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2009, 09:28:34 AM »
 :cheersmate:

Looks awesome!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2009, 10:45:28 AM »
Well, it's done!    :hyper:  The finish is Minwax's wipe on poly. The stuff works great! It's a nearly furniture shop quality, and very easy to apply.







I think she'll like it.
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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2009, 12:34:38 PM »
It looks fantastic. I want one. 

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Re: Ladies!!!!
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2009, 12:43:38 PM »
How tall is it? Looks like about 22-24".  I would have put a beveled edge on the bottom, for tender stockinged feet.  :-)