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Offline jinxmchue

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God bouncy
« on: November 09, 2009, 02:18:18 PM »
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Meshuga  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
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My 6 year old is an atheist
   
I went to pick him up today from his Jewish religious school and we were standing outside with some of the kids enjoying the beautiful day while waiting for some more parents to arrive.

Believable so far, but remember the rules for bouncies:

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So one of the older kids decided to tell us a Jewish joke he heard in a movie:

"There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says 'We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity.' The minister says 'No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity.' The rabbi says 'No no no.' We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"

So my son promptly responded, "That's because God doesn't exist."

Some other kid responded, "Well no, he is everywhere. Look! He is up your nose!" so they all laughed. Then some other kid said, "Yeah, he is everywhere. Look! I can pick him up!" while lifting air above his head. And another kid went as far as kicking the air and claiming he was kicking God's butt.

I have never talked about God/theology with my son but I can see that no one can fool kids with biblical myths. Kids are pretty good accepting fantasy but know how to differentiate it from reality. At least for the most part.

There is a story about a little girl who wanted to stay up during the holiday of Shavuot to see God up in the sky at midnight. The parents said she had to go to bed, but tried to compromise by saying that she was too young to stay up all night but could stay up when she turned ten. The little girl refused saying it would be too late since she wouldn't believe it anymore by the age of ten. I don't know now if this is an actual true story about a Rabbi's daughter that was told during a service or just a traditional story that is fictional. But the point is that kids are pretty good at differentiating fantasy from reality.
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Offline LC EFA

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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 03:18:18 PM »
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Meshuga  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
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My 6 year old is an atheist
   
I went to pick him up today from his Jewish religious schooland we were standing outside with some of the kids enjoying the beautiful day while waiting for some more parents to arrive.

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Good to see you trust the secular public education system for your kid....

Oh wait hang on a second.


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Offline USA4ME

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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 03:21:33 PM »
If true, he's only 6.  Maybe he'll grow up to be more intelligent than his obviously stupid parents.  Given what he has to surpass, it shouldn't be too hard.

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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 03:38:51 PM »
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peace13  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-08-09 04:20 PM
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3. Sweet story. You gotta love it! 
 When my son took his mandatory college religion class the first thing they had to do was write an essay to read to the class. We were a little nervous because he had no structured religious education. When asked how the essay reading went his reply was, 'OK...I was the only one who didn't have the bible stuffed up my *ss though!' We learn the neatest things from kids! 

Yeah, real sweet.
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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2009, 03:45:54 PM »
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We learn the neatest things from kids!

Having never matured beyond that point, no doubt you do.

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Offline The Village Idiot

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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2009, 03:51:02 PM »
and the kid telling the joke sounded just like Marge Simpsons sisters
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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 03:56:57 PM »
So... what you're saying is that this really didn't happen.  :-)
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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 03:59:10 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 09, 2009, 03:45:54 PM
Having never matured beyond that point, no doubt you do.


learned?? learned what?
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Re: God bouncy
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 04:03:38 PM »
DUmmies are so stupid they can't write a lie about kids, and make the dialogue sound like something a kid would say. They think kids actually sound like those horrible precocious little bastards on TV situation comedies.

And whoever heard of a real Joooo at the DUmp? Aren't Jews all too busy conspiring against America to post on a lunatic democrat message board?
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