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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2009, 02:05:10 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 02, 2009, 02:01:42 PM
I'm guessing it just means he has decided not to argue with the nutbar who owns the vagina, and who also likes to burn stuff.

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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2009, 02:14:25 PM »
Wait a tic.  Saging?  No wonder nothing has worked here.  I've been parsleying!
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2009, 04:10:18 PM »
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on November 02, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.

Diesel smoke is my incense....

SUCK ON IT, DUMMIES!
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2009, 09:17:07 PM »
The reality based community!!

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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2009, 09:17:55 PM »
I do not know what saging is and I never burn incense for religious reasons... so I am no DUmmie.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2009, 09:20:12 PM »
Quote from: docstew on November 02, 2009, 12:50:20 PM
it's probably about as effective as cherokee hair tampons (just google those, dammit, don't ask me to explain)

No, I will NOT. Believe me, I won't. I do not want to know what else these idiots have come up with
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2009, 09:53:59 PM »
Quote from: FGL on November 02, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
No, I will NOT. Believe me, I won't. I do not want to know what else these idiots have come up with

It was in a South Park episode about "alternative healing"... it's not real (AFAIK)
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2009, 12:17:02 AM »
Quote from: docstew on November 02, 2009, 09:53:59 PM
It was in a South Park episode about "alternative healing"... it's not real (AFAIK)

lol.

Don't worry these idiots would probably try it anyways.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2009, 04:09:54 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on November 02, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Burning sage and incense creates smoke. According to the creator of the internet smoke is one of the things that is causing global warming...oops...climate change. The DUmmie could be considered a planet murderer.

Nice to see you, Flippy . . .  :cheersmate:

What punishment would a charge of "planet homicide" carry, anyway?

On another note of this thread, the only incense I ever burned was either as an altar boy (very nearly smoked out the bishop at a Confirmation Mass once, long ago), or those "Deer Sense" sticks that smell like a horny doe.  No, there was nothing but woods around for the second one.  Didn't stick around long enough to see if a buck would come by.  'Course, it did get dark, so I wouldn't have been able to shoot anyway.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2009, 05:42:59 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 03, 2009, 04:09:54 AM
Nice to see you, Flippy . . .  :cheersmate:

What punishment would a charge of "planet homicide" carry, anyway?

On another note of this thread, the only incense I ever burned was either as an altar boy (very nearly smoked out the bishop at a Confirmation Mass once, long ago), or those "Deer Sense" sticks that smell like a horny doe.  No, there was nothing but woods around for the second one.  Didn't stick around long enough to see if a buck would come by.  'Course, it did get dark, so I wouldn't have been able to shoot anyway.

That's a good question. If it was me and I had the power, I would do something to the offender's mind so that he (or she/it) was delusional. When I say delusional I mean so delusional that he (or she/it) wouldn't only just not realize how stupid and insignificant he (or she/it) is but so delusional that he (or she/it) would think that he (or she/it) is the most brilliant person in the universe. Then I would take the individual and place him (or her/it) into a group of people exactly like himself (or herself/itself). I would then place said group in a public environment (maybe even on the internet) so that the entire world could laugh at them.

But that's not for me to decide.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2009, 06:54:15 AM »
Quote from: BEG on November 02, 2009, 12:48:20 PM
How can you be married to someone who believes in the values that you despise?  It's one thing to believe differently than your spouse but how can you live with someone who has views that you have a deep seated hatred for?  That would be like me being married to Chavez Or Michael Moore.

They probably both started out sorta kinda believing in the same things when they got married....only he grew up and she never did.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2009, 09:21:26 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on November 03, 2009, 05:42:59 AM
That's a good question. If it was me and I had the power, I would do something to the offender's mind so that he (or she/it) was delusional. When I say delusional I mean so delusional that he (or she/it) wouldn't only just not realize how stupid and insignificant he (or she/it) is but so delusional that he (or she/it) would think that he (or she/it) is the most brilliant person in the universe.

Turn them into DUmmies.

That is cruel and inhumane punishment.
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Re: The DU way to defeat Fox
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2009, 09:30:59 AM »
I knew it...Dummies are all just turkey stuffing :rotf:
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