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Offline bijou

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Worst disguise ever?
« on: October 28, 2009, 09:24:49 AM »


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If you're going to commit a burglary, it's a good idea to have a disguise. However, you should probably do better than this pair of would-be burglars, whose disguise attempts extended to just drawing on their faces with a black marker pen.

Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20 were arrested last Friday night after they tried to break into an apartment in Carroll, Iowa.  ...

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Ink-redible.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 09:29:15 AM »
Batman has really let himself go.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 09:30:35 AM »
These guys are no Sharpies, that's for sure.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 09:32:58 AM »
well they aren't from Florida this time!! :rofl:
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 09:33:51 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 28, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
well they aren't from Florida this time!! :rofl:

No, but they're marked for life with the burglary rap an' all.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 09:34:33 AM »
That's racist!

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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »
Also charged with DWI- Drawing While Intoxicated.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 09:56:03 AM »
What, they were too cheap to spring for some panty hose?
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 10:07:20 AM »
I wonder if they FELT stupid.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 10:09:15 AM »
What were these guys smoking that allowed them to look in a mirror and at each other and think "Yeah, that's the shit.  We look cool!" 

LOL  Wait until they get into the cell .... those sharpie marks don't come off easily.  I'm sure the other inmates will be more than happy to help them with a protein scrub!

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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 10:28:53 AM »
Their police records will mark them for life.
The'll end up in a special ward in the penitentiary.

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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 10:31:27 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 28, 2009, 10:28:53 AM
Their police records will mark them for life.



The mark will be indelible.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 10:34:41 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 28, 2009, 10:31:27 AM
The mark will be indelible.
Bet I know is DUmp name:
Sir Marks-a-lot.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 10:41:43 AM »
They look like Fatman and Bobin to me.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 10:43:40 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 28, 2009, 10:28:53 AM
Their police records will mark them for life.
The'll end up in a special ward in the penitentiary.


Hopefully after they have done their time they will be able to draw a line under the whole experience.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 08:24:47 AM »
DUmmie screen names??

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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2009, 08:37:00 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 28, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
Hopefully after they have done their time they will be able to draw a line under the whole experience.

I certainly hope this is the highlighter of their career.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 08:55:34 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 08:37:00 AM
I certainly hope this is the highlighter of their career.

Their careers definitely need to be a shade or two brighter.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 09:33:17 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 08:55:34 AM
Their careers definitely need to be a shade or two brighter.

Guess they missed the ball point.........
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2009, 09:55:37 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 09:33:17 AM
Guess they missed the ball point.........

Yeah, they're just not stroking well. With a brush, that is.    :loser:   
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2009, 10:25:38 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 09:55:37 AM
Yeah, they're just not stroking well. With a brush, that is.    :loser:   

That one looks a little sketchy to me....
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2009, 10:27:54 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 10:25:38 AM
That one looks a little sketchy to me....

Just use an eraser, dear. The one on your #2 pencil should work just fine.
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2009, 10:34:56 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 10:27:54 AM
Just use an eraser, dear. The one on your #2 pencil should work just fine.

Didn't think of that.  Guess I quill..
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Re: Worst disguise ever?
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2009, 11:02:15 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 10:34:56 AM
Didn't think of that.  Guess I quill..

Ah, yes, that reminds me. Gotta nab a nib. Mine's just about worn out.
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