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Offline BEG

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2009, 07:02:32 PM »
If you are that sensitive then maybe you should hang out at www.iwasbornyesterdayIswear.com...

I am die.  :evillaugh:

I'm not sensitive, it was just such a stupid question.  Will he have you?!?  Please.....you know he would.  

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2009, 07:02:56 PM »
Chump.. did you know that Julie and I go way back? I think perhaps 5 years or better. She wanted me (and about 5 of my socks) at another forum. Anyway... she's seen me naked and I watched her pee.  :uhsure:

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Well, except of the pee, unless someone here goes in for that sort of thing.  Definitely not for me to judge...freaks.
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2009, 07:03:26 PM »
Chump.. did you know that Julie and I go way back? I think perhaps 5 years or better. She wanted me (and about 5 of my socks) at another forum. Anyway... she's seen me naked and I watched her pee.  :uhsure:

I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them.   :evillaugh:

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2009, 07:04:19 PM »
I'm not sensitive, it was just such a stupid question.  Will he have you?!?  Please.....you know he would.  

We would have to ask him....  :evillaugh:
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2009, 07:04:56 PM »
And why on earth would a hot woman wish her ass was fat?  Maybe if she was skinny-assed and wanted it to be a little fatter...

But just outright fat?   :wtf3:
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.   ~Robert A. Heinlein

...let the cannibal who snarls that the freedom of man's mind was needed to create an industrial civilization, but is not needed to maintain it, be given an arrowhead and bearskin, not a university chair of economics.
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2009, 07:05:57 PM »
I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them.   :evillaugh:

We need an objective judge to determine if she's out of line or not.

She is.

Post 'em.
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.   ~Robert A. Heinlein

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~Atlas Shrugged, Galt's speech

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2009, 07:07:13 PM »
:picsneeded:

Well, except of the pee, unless someone here goes in for that sort of thing.  Definitely not for me to judge...freaks.

Freaks! I totally know what you mean, I have two freaks hidden in my basement.  Can't live without them and ... well.... can't live without them.  :-)

Speaking of freaks, where are the mods in this joint?  :p
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2009, 07:07:59 PM »
And why on earth would a hot woman wish her ass was fat?  Maybe if she was skinny-assed and wanted it to be a little fatter...

But just outright fat?   :wtf3:

Baby needs some back.  :hyper:
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2009, 07:11:08 PM »
I also have some pictures saved of you and if you get out of line I will post them.   :evillaugh:

I love when you get all dominatrix on me!  :heart:
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2009, 07:11:23 PM »
Baby needs some back.  :hyper:

Pffft...as a certified "ass man" and connoisseur (errr, former connoisseur), you're straight, believe me.
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2009, 07:20:56 PM »
Pffft...as a certified "ass man" and connoisseur (errr, former connoisseur), you're straight, believe me.

Too sweet of you.
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »
HEHE... I saw that video, but I have to ask... do these legs look like they like it in the can?  Don't answer....:lmao:  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:



Maybe it's just the picture, but it looks like you need a pedicure.

I'll be gentle as I play with your feet.  :evillaugh:

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »
I'm back from my cig run. (it was an out of State deal, lol)

BEG was right, you don't even have to ask.  :p

OK, how much whiskey do I have to drink to catch up?  :cheersmate:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2009, 07:36:03 PM »
Maybe it's just the picture, but it looks like you need a pedicure.

I'll be gentle as I play with your feet.  :evillaugh:

Seriously I do need one.  :-)

Rob you have such a way about you,
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2009, 07:38:25 PM »
I'm back from my cig run. (it was an out of State deal, lol)

BEG was right, you don't even have to ask.  :p

OK, how much whiskey do I have to drink to catch up?  :cheersmate:

Crossin state lines to support your habit, eh? BEG is funny, I hink she may have gone to sleep or something. I mean, it is 5:30 in CA, but yanno.

Start drinking, believe it or not, I only had two glasses of wine and I am bouncing off the walls, I need to remedy this, it's embarassing.  :naughty:
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »
Crossin state lines to support your habit, eh? BEG is funny, I hink she may have gone to sleep or something. I mean, it is 5:30 in CA, but yanno.

Start drinking, believe it or not, I only had two glasses of wine and I am bouncing off the walls, I need to remedy this, it's embarassing.  :naughty:

That's funny everyone here was just thinking about you bouncing.  :uhsure:

Coming up on 40 years on God's green earth and the fact that girls are soft, bumpy and smell nice is pretty much the sum of my knowledge on the fair sex.  :(
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2009, 07:48:56 PM »
Seriously I do need one.  :-)

Rob you have such a way about you,


Are there any watchers in the house? Would anyone here enjoy watching me suck on your toes?  :drool: :naughty: :-)

It would give a whole new meaning to ctrl-v

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2009, 07:49:06 PM »
That's funny everyone here was just thinking about you bouncing.  :uhsure:

Coming up on 40 years on God's green earth and the fact that girls are soft, bumpy and smell nice is pretty much the sum of my knowledge on the fair sex.  :(

I believe that is really ALL  you need to know about the fairer sex. So what's on hulu tonight? Anything?
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2009, 07:53:56 PM »
I believe that is really ALL  you need to know about the fairer sex. So what's on hulu tonight? Anything?

Dunno. I've been watching football and looking for a place to see the Iowa game with no luck. I'll likely try and catch an episode of Red Eye on hulu before I crash tonight. I'm just that wild and crazy.  :p
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2009, 07:54:51 PM »

Are there any watchers in the house? Would anyone here enjoy watching me suck on your toes?  :drool: :naughty: :-)

It would give a whole new meaning to ctrl-v

 :evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush.  :evillaugh: :heart:
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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2009, 07:59:48 PM »
:evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush.  :evillaugh: :heart:

I find that VERY hard to believe.

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2009, 08:00:43 PM »
:evillaugh: Rob, that made me blush.  :evillaugh: :heart:

Your cheeks right? (countdown to NSFW....)
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: I have been wrinking dine.... ask me anythin'
« Reply #47 on: October 24, 2009, 08:08:11 PM »
I find that VERY hard to believe.

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I know, I always try to act like I was born yesterday when in actuality, it was actually, the day before yesterday.   :naughty:
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« Reply #48 on: October 24, 2009, 08:08:59 PM »
Your cheeks right? (countdown to NSFW....)

Surprise buttcheeks?  :evillaugh:
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« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2009, 08:13:43 PM »
Surprise buttcheeks?  :evillaugh:

They do that? Is there a picture?  :evillaugh:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826