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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2009, 10:45:36 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 22, 2009, 10:43:42 AM
wow.  I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.

I know!  Guess that is the pint.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2009, 10:46:25 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 22, 2009, 10:43:42 AM
wow.  I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.

Most of the ideas are draft quality, with a couple of them truly stale.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 10:53:29 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
Most of the ideas are draft quality, with a couple of them truly stale.

More than a few have been flat.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2009, 11:00:40 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 22, 2009, 10:53:29 AM
More than a few have been flat.

Do I detect a bitter tone?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2009, 11:05:56 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 11:00:40 AM
Do I detect a bitter tone?

Too much hops will do that, yunno. He probably ought to pogo less. The lager he stays relaxed, the more potent the result.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2009, 11:10:45 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 11:00:40 AM
Do I detect a bitter tone?
No, that would go against the grain.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2009, 04:52:31 PM »
Folks need to hopps to it and get this rolling again.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2009, 06:46:02 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 22, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
Folks need to hopps to it and get this rolling again.

I dunno. I kinda think this thread is toast. Too many glasses are tipped up.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2009, 07:58:04 PM »
This thread is great for what ales you.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2009, 08:06:38 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 22, 2009, 07:58:04 PM
This thread is great for what ales you.

 :hammer:  That one was already taken. Reply #16.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2009, 08:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 08:06:38 PM
:hammer:  That one was already taken. Reply #16.

Damn. I have to clean off my beer goggles.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2009, 08:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 08:06:38 PM
:hammer:  That one was already taken. Reply #16.

Ooooweeeee!  Pun Police in the house!  Thankfully you aren't the poem police, otherwise you might ding me for my bad lambic pentameter.....
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 07:41:26 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
Ooooweeeee!  Pun Police in the house!  Thankfully you aren't the poem police, otherwise you might ding me for my bad lambic pentameter.....

If you penta your lambic meter one more time, you'll have to clean it up....

 :-)

I have a headache. Need to take a pils.  :p
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 23, 2009, 07:41:26 AM
If you penta your lambic meter one more time, you'll have to clean it up....

 :-)

I have a headache. Need to take a pils.  :p

Good one.   :cheersmate:  My reply pale ales in comparison.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2009, 11:33:36 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM
Good one.   :cheersmate:  My reply pale ales in comparison.
I can no lager stand it.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2009, 01:59:20 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 11:33:36 AM
I can no lager stand it.


Wei?-zen gettin' too much for ya?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 05:39:08 PM »
Do I detect this thread leaving a bitter aftertaste to some?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 07:05:58 PM »
Got too much to drink at the pub.
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