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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2008, 07:31:33 PM »
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Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
CH, make sure she has NO sharp objects available...........   :o

 . . . says the guy that had lunch with her.  did they give her a knife in the restaurant?  do you realize what sort of danger you were in?



NO!! I didn't !!! :o


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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2008, 07:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:27:59 PM
::checking email for that pic of Schadie::

Don't do it.


oops...  :-)


::uploading to photobucket::   :evillaugh:

 :whatever:

Not funny.

::looks for machete::  :evillaugh:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2008, 07:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:30:39 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:25:46 PM
CH, make sure she has NO sharp objects available...........   :o

 . . . says the guy that had lunch with her.  did they give her a knife in the restaurant?  do you realize what sort of danger you were in?



NO!! I didn't !!! :o


 :rotf: :rotf:

whoa.  I am just relieved you made it through that dangerous ordeal.
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2008, 07:34:30 PM »
Nahhh, in reality, Schadie is a little sweetheart........ too bad she's already taken.......
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2008, 07:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:31:20 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:20:39 PM
Schadie  Lorena

my fave lorena bobbit joke:

if you will recall, she threw it out of the car window after she hacked it off.

well, it turns out that an elderly man and his wife were following her on the bloody night
in question, and it hit their windshield.

*thunk*

after a short pause, the old lady looks at her husband and asks, "did you see the dick on
that bug?"



Boogers just flew out of my nose.  :lmao:

now there is a sexy mental image.

It could be worse. Think about it.
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #80 on: March 01, 2008, 07:35:40 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:27:59 PM
::checking email for that pic of Schadie::

Don't do it.


oops...  :-)


::uploading to photobucket::   :evillaugh:

 :whatever:

Not funny.

::looks for machete::  :evillaugh:

overkill.  I understand that lorena used a ginsu.  hey, wouldn't that be a great endorsement?

"hi, I am lorena bobbit, and if you are going to hack off your cheating, worthless husband's dork, then
you need a ginsu . . . "

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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #81 on: March 01, 2008, 07:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:34:30 PM
Nahhh, in reality, Schadie is a little sweetheart........ too bad she's already taken.......

Most psychopaths are....  :rotf:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #82 on: March 01, 2008, 07:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:34:30 PM
Nahhh, in reality, Schadie is a little sweetheart........ too bad she's already taken.......

Most psychopaths are....  :rotf:

:bolt:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #83 on: March 01, 2008, 07:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:34:38 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:31:20 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:20:39 PM
Schadie  Lorena

my fave lorena bobbit joke:

if you will recall, she threw it out of the car window after she hacked it off.

well, it turns out that an elderly man and his wife were following her on the bloody night
in question, and it hit their windshield.

*thunk*

after a short pause, the old lady looks at her husband and asks, "did you see the dick on
that bug?"



Boogers just flew out of my nose.  :lmao:

now there is a sexy mental image.

It could be worse. Think about it.

after the "sprained ass" thread, I don't think we have hit bottom yet tonight.
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #84 on: March 01, 2008, 07:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:27:59 PM
::checking email for that pic of Schadie::

Don't do it.


oops...  :-)


::uploading to photobucket::   :evillaugh:

 :whatever:

Not funny.

::looks for machete::  :evillaugh:

overkill.  I understand that lorena used a ginsu.  hey, wouldn't that be a great endorsement?

"hi, I am lorena bobbit, and if you are going to hack off your cheating, worthless husband's dork, then
you need a ginsu . . . "



Is that cerrated?  :naughty:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #85 on: March 01, 2008, 07:38:06 PM »
I can picture nothing bad for Schade
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #86 on: March 01, 2008, 07:39:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:27:59 PM
::checking email for that pic of Schadie::

Don't do it.


oops...  :-)


::uploading to photobucket::   :evillaugh:

 :whatever:

Not funny.

::looks for machete::  :evillaugh:

overkill.  I understand that lorena used a ginsu.  hey, wouldn't that be a great endorsement?

"hi, I am lorena bobbit, and if you are going to hack off your cheating, worthless husband's dork, then
you need a ginsu . . . "



Is that cerrated?  :naughty:

from the penis' point of view, I don't think it ultimately mattered.

btw, the serrations aren't there to assist in the cutting, but to protect the sharp edges within the serrations from becoming dulled by contact on the cutting surface.   
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #87 on: March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM »
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #88 on: March 01, 2008, 07:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I wasn't aware that there was an actual subject in this thread. :-)
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #89 on: March 01, 2008, 07:42:08 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on March 01, 2008, 07:36:24 PM
I apologize for not joining this thread earlier, but I think...  I had a premature bursting  :clueless:

Come we'll practice and we'll practice and when we think we can't possibly practice any more, we will continue to practice... eh?  :naughty:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #90 on: March 01, 2008, 07:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I'm sorry, was it the boogers flying out of my nose comment that got to you?  :popcorn:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2008, 07:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 01, 2008, 07:39:15 PM

from the penis' point of view, I don't think it ultimately mattered.

btw, the serrations aren't there to assist in the cutting, but to protect the sharp edges within the serrations from becoming dulled by contact on the cutting surface.   

Amazing that you know these things.
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #92 on: March 01, 2008, 07:46:16 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:43:24 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I'm sorry, was it the boogers flying out of my nose comment that got to you?  :popcorn:

At least it wasn't some "milky substance".....
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #93 on: March 01, 2008, 07:49:13 PM »
Ew, milky substance....  :lmao:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #94 on: March 01, 2008, 07:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:43:24 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I'm sorry, was it the boogers flying out of my nose comment that got to you?  :popcorn:

No it's the sharp pointy objects and the pointy objects becoming one
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #95 on: March 01, 2008, 07:51:42 PM »
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Ew, milky substance....  :lmao:

Get your mind out of the gutter.......    :tongue:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #96 on: March 01, 2008, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:43:24 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I'm sorry, was it the boogers flying out of my nose comment that got to you?  :popcorn:

No it's the sharp pointy objects and the pointy objects becoming one

I'm sorry babe, that just wasn't right, was it? I think WE is the one who brought it up.  :lmao:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #97 on: March 01, 2008, 07:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:43:24 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Excuse me................but can we change the DAMN subject

I'm sorry, was it the boogers flying out of my nose comment that got to you?  :popcorn:

No it's the sharp pointy objects and the pointy objects becoming one

I'm sorry babe, that just wasn't right, was it? I think WE is the one who brought it up.  :lmao:

go ahead, blame WE. :whatever:

actually, if you were to adopt that strategy, you would probably be right most of the time. :-)
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2008, 08:00:21 PM »
Ok I just drank a Leinie really fast, I think I am going to pass out.  :drunksailor:
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Re: Peeps, I am about to burst
« Reply #99 on: March 01, 2008, 08:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 01, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
Ew, milky substance....  :lmao:

Get your mind out of the gutter.......    :tongue:

That's what I was going to say to you... Love you Thor! You're the greatest.
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