Schadie Lorena
my fave lorena bobbit joke:
if you will recall, she threw it out of the car window after she hacked it off.
well, it turns out that an elderly man and his wife were following her on the bloody night
in question, and it hit their windshield.
*thunk*after a short pause, the old lady looks at her husband and asks, "did you see the dick on
that bug?"