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Offline bijou

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Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« on: October 08, 2009, 11:10:20 AM »
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...Animal control officers in Sioux City, Iowa, say someone dressed a dead deer in a clown suit and wig and put it on a family's porch.

Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching, but they say it's not funny, safe or acceptable....
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They suspect it was a prank? What else would it be?  :whatever:
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 11:14:41 AM »
Talk about adding insult to injury. Being made into tasty meals is the only fitty way for a deer to go. What a waste of meat!!!!!
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 11:27:35 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:10:20 AM
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They suspect it was a prank? What else would it be?  :whatever:
I've heard of cow tipping, but never this.   :mental:
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 11:29:16 AM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on October 08, 2009, 11:14:41 AM
Talk about adding insult to injury. Being made into tasty meals is the only fitty way for a deer to go. What a waste of meat!!!!!

It's just as well...

It probably tasted funny.

*snort* 

I kill me! :bwah:
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 11:31:52 AM »
The deer was prob'ly hit on the road as it tried to cross wearing clown shoes...
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 11:34:55 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 11:27:35 AM
I've heard of cow tipping, but never this.   :mental:
That's a waste of time.

No matter how much you tip a cow, the service doesn't improve.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 11:37:44 AM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on October 08, 2009, 11:34:55 AM
That's an udder waste of time.

No matter how much you tip a cow, the service doesn't improve.
Fixt.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 11:45:53 AM »
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:45:53 AM

What's next? Mime Sheep?
That would be a mutton for punishment.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 11:52:33 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 11:50:41 AM
That would be a mutton for punishment.

So I've herd.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 11:53:58 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
So I've herd.
It would behoove the perps to stay low for a while, cud they could get in a feed lot of trouble.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 11:58:14 AM »
The perp is gonna get his hide fined off when the cops get done investigating this goat-rope.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 12:09:28 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on October 08, 2009, 11:29:16 AM
It probably tasted funny.
You stole my punch line :rotf:
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 12:20:55 PM »
If caught, I wonder if the fine will be more than a buck.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2009, 12:55:32 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
If caught, I wonder if the fine will be more than a buck.

That's a good point.
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2009, 02:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 08, 2009, 12:09:28 PM
You stole my punch line :rotf:

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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2009, 02:13:59 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:31:52 AM
The deer was prob'ly hit on the road as it tried to cross wearing clown shoes...

Why would you say that? Did it have that "deer in the headlight" look?
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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2009, 02:15:41 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
That's a good point.

Maybe 10-12 point

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Re: Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2009, 02:54:08 PM »
"Funny Hoomans. Say those to my face!"

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