new update on the gigantic primitive (10-06)

[GOBUCKS]

Oh, and the main cause of it in the non-athletic is a high body mass index. Hmmm.

Exactly. Nature intends that critters reaching a quarter ton have hooves, not feet.

[The Village Idiot]

Exactly. Nature intends that critters reaching a quarter ton have hooves, not feet.

lol.

[PatriotGame]

TMI !!!!  (too much information!)

If this person is 400-500 lbs, they need some kind of professional diet help.

Yea, dayum!
Never mind the blimp with his own time zone was warned repeatedly by his physicians and family to lay off the Cheetos, Twinkies, and pork rinds while blowing up. Society is to blame for his rotundness and should pay accordingly.
I wonder why the savior has not rectified his "sun rising on his chest while setting on his rump" expanse.
Looks like another failure by the big zer0!

[PatriotGame]

I read to the chafing part of his story and had to stop there.   There are just some things better left not discussed on the internets. 

 

Well yea but there is this:

It's not like I'm in constant anguish or anything of the sort, but I am gassy and feel bloated at times when I didn't before.

Yes, I did indeed throw up in my mouth upon reading that.

[PatriotGame]

I'm still amazed (stunned beyond words, actually) that someone can let themselves go like this. It's enough to make a girl downright anorexic. Wonder what kind of exercise he does.

Cindie

Hand-to-mouth, hand-to-mouth, hand-to-mouth - whew!!
That sure broke a sweat. Musta burned oh I don't know, at least 16 calories! Time to refuel on a gallon of protein shake and two bags of Oreo cookies!