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Offline Schadenfreude

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T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« on: September 30, 2009, 03:20:11 PM »
I present to you Maddie Albright's firm breasts.

In her own words.

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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 04:06:18 PM »
DO NOT WANT
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 04:15:55 PM »
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 04:25:26 PM »
EWWWWWWW
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 04:56:22 PM »
I don't have any mind bleach handy so I didn't click the play button.   :lmao:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 04:58:54 PM »
You gotta click! She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she asked the news dude to give her a hug.  :-)
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 04:58:58 PM »
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 04:59:50 PM »
 :ohnoes: :ohnoes:


Dang u Shade.


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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 05:04:20 PM »
Roberts prolly got a woody.


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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2009, 05:13:11 PM »


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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2009, 05:15:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 30, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
You gotta click! She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she asked the news dude to give her a hug.  :-)

It was every bit as appalling as I had imagined.  :rotf:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2009, 06:06:35 PM »
Isn't Maddie delicious?  :evillaugh:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 06:14:18 PM »
You lured me in under false pretenses :hammer: :hammer: :bawl:

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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 06:28:50 PM »
I demand Schade balance out the horror of this topic with a different topic.
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 06:33:18 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 30, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
You lured me in under false pretenses :hammer: :hammer: :bawl:

 :-)

Given the thread title that post nearly made me spit Sprite all over my keyboard. + a little hard cough fit.  :rotf:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 06:47:41 PM »
Her hair looked like the pile of stuff I get after I comb Belle, our golden retriever.

Ugly goes all the way to the bone on that one.
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 08:17:19 PM »


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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 08:18:02 PM »
Oh...


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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2009, 08:19:48 AM »
 Actually I enjoyed that story from an older woman.  It was one of those things Grandma will tell her family about when she is old enough to see the humor of it.

Just goes to show the side of her that is funny and full of life  Memoir's of a diplomat are so freak en dull most times but hers are well worth reading I would think.
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2009, 08:41:10 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 01, 2009, 08:19:48 AM
Actually I enjoyed that story from an older woman.  It was one of those things Grandma will tell her family about when she is old enough to see the humor of it.

Just goes to show the side of her that is funny and full of life  Memoir's of a diplomat are so freak en dull most times but hers are well worth reading I would think.

Maybe someday we will hear about Bill's crooked crank... oh wait, we already have.  :lmao:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2009, 09:39:32 AM »
OHHOLYCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!?!??!??!?!! What's next, Janet Reno's vajay?
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2009, 10:09:17 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on October 01, 2009, 09:39:32 AM
OHHOLYCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!?!??!??!?!! What's next, Janet Reno's vajay?

I need brain bleach.  :evillaugh:
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2009, 11:12:21 AM »
Maybe we can put up that Hustler pictorial of Helen Thomas while we're at it.
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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2009, 11:15:33 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 30, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
I demand Schade balance out the horror of this topic with a different topic. Preferably her boobiez.








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Re: T.T.M.B.F.F.I.T.P. - a siren's song
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2009, 12:20:55 PM »
You'll never catch me bragging about my boobiez. I mean they're not bad and kind of soft..... but firm they are not.  :naughty:

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