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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2009, 07:47:33 PM »
I think the militant gigolo primitive is going to flunk out of college, leaving an unpaid student loan spent on a toy.
If this DUmmy is determined to do someting stupid, I still think he'd be much better advised to
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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2009, 08:36:00 PM »
I think the militant gigolo primitive is going to flunk out of college, leaving an unpaid student loan spent on a toy.

He'll flunk out. But maybe he'll have a knack for the motorcycle. You never know I guess. No school, no responsibility just him and the highway baby! A Rebel with no balls.

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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2009, 10:44:12 PM »
I think that all DUmmies with no riding experience should start with a 'Busa. :evillaugh:
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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2009, 10:59:19 PM »
A Yamaha RD60 would be more the DUmmies' speed.
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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2009, 11:08:28 PM »
A Yamaha RD60 would be more the DUmmies' speed.

A tiny motor powered by gas from a water bottle on a bicycle would work.

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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2009, 01:28:17 AM »
A Yamaha RD60 would be more the DUmmies' speed.

I was thinking of a Honda Dream, but I doubt you could find them anymore....
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Re: primitives discuss beginner motorcycles
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2009, 04:21:22 AM »
Or one of those mopeds from way back . . .

And I actually saw someone on one of those battery-operated scooters yesterday, in Albany.  I think he was in the production crew for the movie they're shooting in Albany--gonna be called The Other Guys.  Both the opening and closing sequences are being shot in Albany.  Screws up the entire downtown for two weeks.
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