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BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« on: September 21, 2009, 03:21:13 PM »
Abbotsford, WI - This sleepy midwestern town had been the scene of much fanfare in recent months. Struggling under the burden of a lingering economic recession the population of 2,000 residents were expecting relief from an adminsitration many here had campaigned for as the panacea to the nation’s financial woes.

Plucked from obscurity by White House economic policy staffers eager to demonstrate the efficacy of Obama’s stimulus programs, Abbotsford was do to receive its first major installment under the provisions of the American Reinvestment and Recovery Act until a confluence of innocuous events conspired to unleash tragedy.

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Re: BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 03:34:10 PM »
Shit. I ain't got my pony yet.  :bawl:

Guess I better move to Abbotsford.

They got cheese there? I could use some cheese.....
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Re: BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 04:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 21, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
Shit. I ain't got my pony yet.  :bawl:

Guess I better move to Abbotsford.

They got cheese there? I could use some cheese.....

It would go well with that whine about the free pony.  :rotf:
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Re: BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 04:42:53 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 21, 2009, 04:31:15 PM
It would go well with that whine about the free pony.  :rotf:

There is something magical about The Cheddar Curtain......

 :-)

A glass of merlot, please.
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Re: BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 10:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 21, 2009, 04:42:53 PM
There is something magical about The Cheddar Curtain......

 :-)

A glass of merlot, please.
You strike me more as a Boone's Farm kinda guy.
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Re: BNN: Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 10:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 21, 2009, 10:21:57 PM
You strike me more as a Boone's Farm kinda guy.

Nah, I haven't touched that stuff since I last puked on my shoes.

Red, chunky stuff. It was the Strawberry Hill. I couldn't take it anymore, so I went to merlot.

Any ol' merlot will do. Even if it's from Ernest & Julio.   :cheersmate:
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