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primitives discuss peanut butter
« on: September 14, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
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Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive, whose wife, her eye on that six-figure life-insurance policy, is putting something into his food:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 05:11 PM
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In the first sixty two years of my life, I never tasted .....

..... natural peanut butter. The kind with a bunch of cloying-appearing oil on top.

The kind that has only two ingredients: Peanuts and salt.

What was I thinking??????

That stuff is GOOOOOD!!!!!

I dunno.  I think it sucks.

But no one ever accused the sparkling husband primitive of having taste.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 05:31 PM
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1. It's the best!

I either buy that or the house brand organic at Whole Foods. No sugar.

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ginnyinWI  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 05:09 PM
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17. Trader Joe's peanut butter is excellent, too!

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 06:14 PM
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18. I'm in the middle of the country where there are no TJ's.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 05:47 PM
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2. I made the switch in the late 60s and it wasn't a very easy one for somebody who really, really liked Skippy.

The difficulty was compounded by a switch to very no nonsense, dense whole grain bread.

Now commercially homogenized peanut butter gags me, even the formerly beloved Skippy.

Once you change over, you really can't go back.

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Vinca  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-13-09 06:12 PM
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3. That's all we've eaten for years.

I bought some of the other stuff when I was working on recipes for a Pillsbury Bakeoff entry because you have to use certain brands and thought it was absolutely horrible.

The imperious primitive:

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 08:51 PM
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4. My favorite treat!

I love the "Real" Peanut butter on toast with a squirt of Agave Syrup and a little unsweetened apple sauce or raisins on top. Sometimes I'll put some chopped apples on it and slide it under the broiler for a few minutes to "brulee" the top.

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-13-09 09:08 PM
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5. Wait until you try cashew butter - the real stuff.

And macadamia butter, too.

Totally y***y.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 10:27 PM
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7. One company used to make cashew-peanut-date butter

The flavor of the cashew butter was the dominant nut flavor and the chopped dates in it were just heavenly.

I haven't seen it for over a decade. I guess they stopped making it. It cost a fortune, but gawd, it was good stuff.

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-13-09 11:56 PM
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10. Oh, doesn't that sound good!

The good stuff always disappears.

Imagine how much it would cost today, but, when you combine cashews and dates (I could even skip the peanuts), you've got an unbeatable combination.

The mindless primitive:

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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-13-09 09:10 PM
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6. I just tried it for the first time myself about a month ago when I bought some Smucker's natural peanut butter. The family and I enjoyed it very much (although it's rather pricey). That prompted me to look up how to make your own homemade peanut butter and watch this video. It's really very easy to make it yourself it seems. I haven't tried it myself yet (we still have some of the Smuckers left, but I'm definitely gonna try making it myself).

How to make homemade peanut butter:

http://video.about.com/homecooking/Peanut-Butter.htm

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 10:28 PM
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8. Check out your local hipster health food joint

Some of them have grinders in the store so you can make your own peanut butter on the spot.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-13-09 10:34 PM
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9. That's what we bought

Two ingredients. That's it.

There are other "natural" peanut butters in the soopermarket, but all have more than two ingredients.

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Mind_your_head  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-14-09 12:09 AM
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11. You know, you got me thinking here....you're right. The Smuckers PB only has/lists peanuts & salt as ingredients (i.e., no added oil). The video I posted above says to add oil.

I'm thinking that if you just process the peanuts & salt and then just let it "sit" for awhile....plenty of natural peanut oil will seperate out of the peanuts and then you can mix/process it back in to achieve a more creamy peanut butter without adding any extra oil?

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 06:57 AM
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13. I used to make my own but decided it was easier to just buy it since I couldn't source the peanuts I was buying.

Also, it is pretty necessary to buy peanut oil. Your food processor is not sufficient enough to extract the oils the way industrial equipment is and the oil, even non-organic is quite pricey.

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TreasonousBastard  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-14-09 12:38 AM
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12. Better late than never. That's all I've been using for years.. 

And I pour the oil off to use for stirfrying. There's still enough oil left in there to keep the stuff usable.

It's become so popular here that the supermarkets here have housebrand natural PB, and stock natural almond and cashew butters, too. Smucker's started it, then Teddy's came out a little cheaper, now the stores have their own. Nobody I know of out here makes it from scratch, though.

King Kullen has the natural PB at around 2 bucks a jar. When they have Bon Maman preserves on sale I go there with a lot of money in hand to stock up.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 03:30 PM
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14. Are the house brands also just the two ingredients?

Our Safeway carries maybe half a dozen brands, but only the Smucker's has just peanuts and salt on its ingredient list. All the others have various and sundry other stuff.

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TreasonousBastard  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-14-09 05:03 PM
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16. Around here I usually get King Kullen's, and that's...just peanuts and salt. Trader Joe's is, too, but now the nearest one is two hours away. Been a while since the last time I got house brands from the other stores, but I seem to remember A&P/Waldbaum's and Pathmark have it, too.

Aside from Smucker's and Teddy's (which may be just a regional brand) none of the big national brands I've seen have the natural stuff-- they always add sugar and Crisco to stretch it. And keep the price down.

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woofless  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-14-09 03:44 PM
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15. We get it from Costco. 

Kirkland brand, contents: organic peanuts, sea salt.

Stored upside down on the shelf and voila!

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mtnester  (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 06:29 PM
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19. Sun butter

delish

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Mon Sep-14-09 06:46 PM
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20. Sunbutter is Of the Devil!

The first time I bought a jar...I opened it to take a taste. Pretty soon I was at it with the Tablespoon. That first jar lasted all of one day in my house. The second jar lasted maybe a few days but I really suffered with it in the house. Let's just say I spent far too much time thinking about that jar. Thank goodness it's not that easy to find and I tend to stay clear of the Peanut Butter section when I shop.

Jeeze...Why did you have to talk about the Fricken Sunbutter?
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Re: primitives discuss peanut butter
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 06:11:27 PM »
I think Stupid Stinky might have too much time on his hands.  Who would have thought the market for anti-Bush cartoons would have crashed so soon?
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Re: primitives discuss peanut butter
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 06:15:28 PM »
I think Stupid Stinky might have too much time on his hands.  Who would have thought the market for anti-Bush cartoons would have crashed so soon?

That's Pedro Picasso, the "atman" primitive, sir.

The sparkling husband primitive, besides being a greedy landlord, "consults."
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Re: primitives discuss peanut butter
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 03:54:57 AM »
That's Pedro Picasso, the "atman" primitive, sir.

The sparkling husband primitive, besides being a greedy landlord, "consults."

He consults while on the commode, contemplating why the cat box is cleaner than his "facilities."
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Re: primitives discuss peanut butter
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 06:22:29 AM »
Yeah, that's nice, food snobs, I'll stick with the Jif.
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Re: primitives discuss peanut butter
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 06:37:26 AM »
I hate peanut butter, but my other half would be extremely annoyed if there wasn't any Skippy around the house.