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Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« on: September 06, 2009, 01:24:53 PM »
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Keith Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck   
   

 
Edited on Sun Sep-06-09 01:39 PM by cal04
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/9/6/777880/-Send-Me-...

I don't know why I've got this phrasing in my head, but: Find everything you can about Glenn Beck, Stu Burguiere, and Roger Ailes.

No, even now, I refuse to go all caps.

No, sending me links to the last two Countdowns with my own de-constructions of his biblical vision quality Communist/Fascist/Socialist/Zimbalist art at Rockefeller Center (where, curiously, he works, Comrade) doesn't count. Nor does sending me links to specious inappropriate point-underscoring prove-you're-innocent made-up rumors.

Tuesday we will expand this to the television audience and have a dedicated email address to accept leads, tips, contacts, on Beck, his radio producer Burguiere, and the chief of his tv enablers, Ailes (even though Ailes' power was desperately undercut when he failed to pull off his phony "truce" push).

This becomes necessary after this in order to prove various cliches about goose and gander, and to remind everybody to walk softly and carry a big popsicle, and most particularly to save this nation from the Oligarhy of The Stupid.

I keep wondering if somewhere somebody named Ollie Garhey thinks he's in charge now. Or, even more entertainingly and societally satisfying, if somebody named Ali Garhi does.

Despite the worn-out snark above, I am in earnest here.

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Cass is a good choice for Beck to target. :)  Queef ratings are seriously low, but he doesn't realize that he just make more people watch Glenn Beck.  :loser:

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7. Thanks for this, cal04 What's the best way to send him stuff?
   
I don't want to post it on Kos because it might get buried
  You mean you want to keep your fellating of Queef private? 

Not much there, just the knowledge that another loon thinks they can do something the administration can't do.  Seriously, don't these DUmmies think that 0Bama has already tried ways of silencing Fox and Glenn Beck?
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 01:28:35 PM »
OMG!!!!

Beck is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! :whatever:

The DUmp really gets extra funny at times like this.  :rotf:
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 02:00:32 PM »
Cable News Ratings for Thursday, September 3, 2009


5PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
Glenn Beck– 2,865,000 viewers (664,000) (1,254,000)
Situation Room—608,000 viewers (120,000) (220,000)
Hardball w/ Chris Matthews—570,000 viewers (145,000) (315,000)
Fast Money—209,000 viewers (60,000) (103,000)
Prime News–243,000 viewers (95,000) (112,000)

6PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
Special Report with Bret Baier– 2,159,000 viewers (496,000) (974,000)
Situation Room—533,000 viewers (113,000) (194,000)
Ed Show—590,000 viewers (192,000) (324,000)
Mad Money—186,000 viewers (64,000) (116,000)
Prime News — 282,000 viewers (114,000) (146,000)

7PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
The Fox Report w/ Shep –1,881,000 viewers (507,000) (842,000)
Lou Dobbs Tonight—521,000 viewers (124,000) (196,000)
Hardball w/ C. Matthews—673,000 viewers (203,000) (338,000)
Kudlow Report —137,000 viewers (54,000) (81,000)
Issues– 414,000 viewers (131,000) (211,000)

8PM – P2+ (25-54) (35-64)
The O’Reilly Factor – 3,068,000 viewers (684,000) (1,216,000)
Campbell Brown – 723,000 viewers (143,000) (246,000)
Countdown w/ K. Olbermann – 1,242,000 viewers (345,000) (586,000)
CNBC Reports– a scratch w/78,000 viewers (a scratch w/ 28,000) (55,000)
Nancy Grace – 744,000 viewers (207,000) (326,000)

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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 02:36:39 PM »
Special Keef "refutes" Beck's analysis of Communist symbolism in NYC:

[youtube=425,350]vt8UYKmjNNc[/youtube]

He goes completely unglued (more than usual) at about the 5 minute mark.  Yes, his "refutation" amounts to nothing more than smartass comments.  At no point does he actually explain that these are examples of Communist symbolism.  That's not refutation.  That's buffoonery.

Here's the original, uncut segment from Beck just to show Slobbermann's dishonest editing:

[youtube=425,350]xWL-pfCao-U[/youtube]
« Last Edit: September 06, 2009, 02:38:48 PM by jinxmchue »
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 04:42:38 PM »
lol. This is funny. a few hundred idiots looking for dirt. They couldn't hit dirt with a shovel.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 05:21:47 PM »
So, this is really K.O, and instead of leveraging the money and talent (chortle...) at MSNBC, he would rather get his news from liberal bloggers.

Paging Jason Leopold....
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 06:12:56 PM »
What can I find on Glen Beck?....hmmmm......shoes, socks, pants, shirt, tie, jacket, underwear, wallet, watch...uh...sorry that's about it.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 06:27:54 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 06, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
So, this is really K.O, and instead of leveraging the money and talent (chortle...) at MSNBC, he would rather get his news from liberal bloggers.

Paging Jason Leopold....

Yeah.  I don't recall Beck having to give a call to the masses.  Seems he did the digging on his own.  Good journalism there Keith.  Really setting the bar.   :whatever:
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 06:38:14 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on September 06, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
OMG!!!!

Beck is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! :whatever:

The DUmp really gets extra funny at times like this.  :rotf:
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 06:41:30 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on September 06, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
OMG!!!!

Beck is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! :whatever:

The DUmp really gets extra funny at times like this.  :rotf:

Did I not say on election night that we were in for much more entertainment under Obama than under McCain?
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 07:25:07 PM »
What are they going to find that Glenn has not or wouldn't have already admited to in the past? I bet queefs got more skeletons in his closet then Gomez Addams.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 07:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 06, 2009, 07:25:07 PM
What are they going to find that Glenn has not or wouldn't have already admited to in the past? I bet queefs got more skeletons in his closet then Gomez Addams.

Yep, he's opening pandora's box with this one.  You'd think he'd be smarter.  He saw what happened when Van Jones attacked him like this...
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 07:28:47 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on September 06, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
OMG!!!!

Beck is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! :whatever:

The DUmp really gets extra funny at times like this.  :rotf:

I see Queef doing for Beck's ratings what he did for the ratings of BOR.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 08:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 06, 2009, 07:25:07 PM
What are they going to find that Glenn has not or wouldn't have already admited to in the past? I bet queefs got more skeletons in his closet then Gomez Addams.

Glenn has been very upfront with his battles and his demons.

Queefs has more skeletons than a cemetary.  Lets hear his version of why he was fired from Fox Sports and ESPN.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 01:43:18 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 06, 2009, 02:36:39 PM
Special Keef "refutes" Beck's analysis of Communist symbolism in NYC:

[youtube=425,350]vt8UYKmjNNc[/youtube]

He goes completely unglued (more than usual) at about the 5 minute mark.  Yes, his "refutation" amounts to nothing more than smartass comments.  At no point does he actually explain that these are examples of Communist symbolism.  That's not refutation.  That's buffoonery.

Here's the original, uncut segment from Beck just to show Slobbermann's dishonest editing:

[youtube=425,350]xWL-pfCao-U[/youtube]

I would say that if Keef Doperman were any more stupid, he'd be a rock, but that would be offensive to rocks....

No wonder DUmmies like him so much.  They can relate to each other on the same level....

That 9 minute cut of Doperman was the MOST I have watched of him, ESPN and MSNBC combined, and I didn't even get thru the entire clip!  WHAT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL JACKASS!!!!
« Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 02:48:05 PM by diesel driver »
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 02:20:46 AM »
Jell-O has more cognitive ability than Keith Olbermann.  He's a joke.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 06:56:17 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 07, 2009, 02:20:46 AM
Jell-O has more cognitive ability than Keith Olbermann.  He's a joke.

You got that right!

I'll put my 10 year old Dachshund, "Jake", against EVERYONE in the MSM in a battle of wits.

He'd smoke 'em....
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 06:58:48 AM »
Spam him with all of Beck's articles.   
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 07:03:57 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on September 07, 2009, 06:58:48 AM
Spam him with all of Beck's articles.   

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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 07:42:36 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on September 07, 2009, 06:58:48 AM
Spam him with all of Beck's articles.   

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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2009, 04:12:32 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on September 07, 2009, 06:58:48 AM
Spam him with all of Beck's articles.   


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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2009, 04:30:25 PM »
Is Glenn Beck still on the air after all this "damaging information" that Olberdork & the DU Lackadaisical Corps have come up with?
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2009, 04:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 15, 2009, 04:30:25 PM
Is Glenn Beck still on the air after all this "damaging information" that Olberdork & the DU Lackadaisical Corps have come up with?

Watching him right now.
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2009, 04:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 15, 2009, 04:30:25 PM
Is Glenn Beck still on the air after all this "damaging information" that Olberdork & the DU Lackadaisical Corps have come up with?

He won't be in 10 minutes.   :tongue:
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Re: Queef Olbermann:SEND Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2009, 07:21:43 PM »
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and most particularly to save this nation from the Oligarhy of The Stupid.

I keep wondering if somewhere somebody named Ollie Garhey thinks he's in charge now. Or, even more entertainingly and societally satisfying, if somebody named Ali Garhi does.


isn't the word supposed to be "oligarchy"?

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