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Offline franksolich

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Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« on: August 27, 2009, 04:39:53 PM »
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Oh my.

Pedro Picasso, for whom all that he knows, he knows from television:

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:22 AM
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"Kennedy liked to get drunk in his basement and look at pictures of his brothers..."

"...like a real Irishman."

Thanks, Chris Matthews, for that stunning revelation.

BTW, what do "real black men" do? Or "real Jews?" Or "real Englishmen"?

Look, I know it's not exactly the proverbial "N" word, but as a DUer with an Mc in his family name, is this really appropria...

SHIT...I just spilled my morning vodka all over my keyboard!

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stray cat  (1000+ posts)     Thu Aug-27-09 08:24 AM
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2. The sentiment was touching. Teddy drinking and pondering pictures of his brothers in the basement. He lost 3 brothers tragically and he never forgot them.

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:26 AM
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5. Yeah...very touching. Kennedy was a drunk, like "a real Irishman."

I'm practically weeping into my Guinness Stout.

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OmmmSweetOmmm  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:25 AM
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4. Vodka and not whiskey?

Shame on you!

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:27 AM
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6. I've got an Irish name, not an Irish palette!

And I don't like warm pints of thick, dark beer, either!

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graywarrior  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-27-09 08:31 AM
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10. So unlike the freeper nationalities who get drunk in their mom's basements and look at pictures in Spiegal Catalogs.

Oh, I dunno.

When franksolich drank, franksolich always preferred St.-Louis Beaujolais, that bitter red wine that tastes like the blood of one's enemies.

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customerserviceguy  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-27-09 08:41 AM
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12. Morning vodka?

Yeah, Irish on my father's side, Polish on my mother's, just like you!

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:55 AM
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20. Dad's parents were German and Irish immigrants. Mom's were New England Prodisants.

Gosh, I wonder why the families never got along?

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 11:29 AM
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73. I think I was drunk when I spelled "Prodisant!"

LOL! I did a quick Google for the spelling...I guess it just goes to show, garbage in - garbage out. Google actually showed me a whole page of listings with that spelling, so I just said "okay" and copied it.

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Rebubula (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-27-09 08:52 AM
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18. Sometimes a man...

...needs to get (Named this by epic Southern humorist, Lewis Grizzard) 'Crying 'bout his daddy drunk'.

If I went through what Senator Kennedy went through, I would occasionally make time to get a good drunk on and talk to my fallen heroes.

No shame in drinking alone on occasion...in fact, I may do that tonight and hoist a couple to my daddy.

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 09:03 AM
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22. I hear ya! My dad died young, nearly 30 years ago. I still hoist one for him when possible.

And I admit to still getting sobbing-drunk sentimental 'bout it on occasion.

But the larger point was; imagine a future Hardball episode...if Matthews had said "Obama likes to fire up a blunt and play basketball, like a real black man..." would it not have raised an eyebrow?

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CBGLuthier (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-27-09 08:58 AM
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21. So a scot irish (you) is telling real irish how to behave?

Isn't that how the whole trouble began?

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 09:06 AM
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25. Hmm...I was telling someone how to behave?

I rarely behave. I don't pretend to be any authority on "behaving." I was merely pointing out a rather crude stereotype that would be entirely unacceptable if something similar had been said about any number of other peoples.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 04:56:08 PM »
As I post this there are 80 responses to that dumba$$ thread starter !

 :lmao:

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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 04:58:34 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on August 27, 2009, 04:56:08 PM
As I post this there are 80 responses to that dumba$$ thread starter !

Yeah, but that's highly unusual for Pedro Picasso, who's been losing his skill of drawing audiences. 

I'm sorely surprised he didn't mention the time he got drunk at a wedding reception down in Florida, and tossed his cellular telephone into the punch-bowl.

Pedro Picasso thought it was funny, but I suspect most people would think it was stupid.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 05:05:45 PM »
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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-27-09 08:27 AM
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6. I've got an Irish name, not an Irish palette!


DUmmy atman is a painter?

Like every other DUmmy, he loves homos, but can't handle homonyms.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 05:09:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2009, 05:05:45 PM


DUmmy atman is a painter?

Like every other DUmmy, he loves homos, but can't handle homonyms.

Bobbolink stole his Irish pallet, she needed something to sleep on.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 27, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
Bobbolink stole his Irish pallet, she needed something to sleep on.
I once saw an owl puke up an Irish pellet.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 05:45:05 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2009, 05:05:45 PM


DUmmy atman is a painter?

Like every other DUmmy, he loves homos, but can't handle homonyms.

Damn, I missed that, and there it was, right in front of me.

Pedro Picasso misspelled "palate."

I dunno how I missed it, but I did.

But I suppose if one is used to someone else's style and idiosyncrasies, one doesn't see the errors.

Pedro Picasso, by the way, historically, has ranted at other primitives for misspelling words.
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 06:13:52 PM »
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Rebubula (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-27-09 08:52 AM
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18. Sometimes a man...

...needs to get (Named this by epic Southern humorist, Lewis Grizzard) 'Crying 'bout his daddy drunk'.

If I went through what Senator Kennedy went through, I would occasionally make time to get a good drunk on and talk to my fallen heroes.

No shame in drinking alone on occasion...in fact, I may do that tonight and hoist a couple to my daddy.

I wonder how this DUmbass would feel if he/she/it knew Lewis Grizzard was a HARD RIGHT CONSERVATIVE!

One of Lewis' sayings was:  "My politics are to the Right, because if you're Left, you can't go Right, and if you're Right, you can't go WRONG!"
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 03:24:38 AM »
Lewis Grizzard : Used to read him all the time.... :-) & Erma Bombeck
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 06:46:43 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2009, 03:24:38 AM
Lewis Grizzard : Used to read him all the time.... :-) & Erma Bombeck

He was the only thing that the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation printed that was worth reading....
The rest of the paper was just low-grade toilet paper....
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Re: Pedro Picasso drinks vodka for breakfast
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 09:59:10 AM »
I used to be a HUGE Grizzard fan, along with my stepdad.  I have an autographed copy of one of his books. 
H5 to GOBUCKS for catching that pallete business.  I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw how protestant was spelled. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 10:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 28, 2009, 09:59:10 AM
I used to be a HUGE Grizzard fan, along with my stepdad.  I have an autographed copy of one of his books. 
H5 to GOBUCKS for catching that pallete business.  I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw how protestant was spelled. 

Yeah, he couldn't have spelled "protestant" any worse if he'd been 5 years-old....
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