No, ya don't need to.

Especially now... 
My new screen saver.
Seriously now we looked at that picture off and on for a good half hour trying to figure out what was hanging between her legs.
We have a bazaar idea that that may be her belly button way the heck down there.
Is this a drawn out suicide attempt, is she smuggling in full grown midgets under her dress.?
Nightmare time, sitting next to her an a plane that is stuck at the gate for an extra 8 hours.
I know I sound snide and catty, I need to work on my compassion a bit. I'm trying to look at the pros and cons of her getting to this point.
I hope the pink lady lives in the north, she would have no need for heat in the winter.
Abandon ship, all pasangers grab hold of the fat lady, she will definitely float.
She can now extort money from owners of ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETES. Good money tax free can be made here. Say 4 different businesses at $100.00 each week give so she will never ever eat at their place---thats almost $20,000 a year.
She gets to sit all by herself on a bus, has elbow room at the bar as she takes up 3 stools.
Out of curiosity, I would like to see how her home is set up, California King size bed, Her furniture must be made with excellent quality 4x4 lumber. I also wonder what her bathroom is like, super sized shower and lord knows how she can afford a new toilet twice a year.
Up side, no apartment manager will rent to her unless they have a ground floor unit empty.
So you tell me, if there are more problems with her size then benefits, why is everyone ignoring her very dangerous behavior ??