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Offline bijou

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Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« on: August 14, 2009, 03:11:34 PM »
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In the Queen song, I'm In Love With My Car, drummer Roger Taylor took over singing duties from Freddie Mercury to wail about how much he was, uh, in love with his car. But he obviously didn't love it this much.

A man in Alberquerque, New Mexico was charged with indecent exposure after he was seen simulating a sex act with his car while it was parked outside a supermarket.

Danny Brawner, 46, was spotted making love to his vehicle outside Smith's Food and Drug store.


Witnesses said they saw Brawner "humping" his car's trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, onlookers said. ...
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 03:23:11 PM »
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Brawner was later found asleep next to his car


Isn't that just like a man?
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 03:25:30 PM »
Was it as good for the car as it was for him?


What's his DU name?

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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 03:31:06 PM »
The article doesn't say what kind of car it was.
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 04:05:37 PM »
Hope the car has a girls name...
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 04:32:08 PM »
did he practice safe sex?
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 04:47:33 PM »
Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 14, 2009, 04:32:08 PM
did he practice safe sex?

Would that be where the rubber meets the road?
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2009, 01:14:41 PM »
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 14, 2009, 03:31:06 PM
The article doesn't say what kind of car it was.
Gotta be a prius.
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »
Wow. Men really do lower their standards for a quickie.  :p
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2009, 05:19:25 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on August 15, 2009, 02:53:44 PM
Wow. Men from the DUmp really do lower their standards for a quickie.  :p

Fixt--because that's the only sex they get (with another object . . . unless they bought those sheep dolls).
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2009, 11:07:44 PM »
As strange as this guy is, he shows better judgment, and a higher standard for partners, than the blue-haired weirdo sniffing around  UGP.
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Re: Man arrested after 'humping' his car
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2009, 11:17:08 PM »
I just hoped they used some Airbags for protection, as I'm sick of my tax dollars supporting a heap of clunkers  :tongue:
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