Well bless your lil ole pea pickin' heart. I'll be 39 in Nov.
Sweetie, you look like my son's babysitter. Unless you took that pic 20 years ago, there's no friggin' way that you're a year older than my wife and I.
So, umm, if you weren't married, and I wasn't married, and nothing in the universe was as it is now, would I have a shot?